sick munch

Going down on a pussy only to find out to late that it hasn't been washed from night before

I had a right sick munch this morning, I went down on my girlfriend, she didn't tell me she hadn't cleaned the mingling thing, I threw up on her muff

by mitch00uk April 3, 2015

Pavlov's Dick

a condition where, after receiving an unexpected, late night text from a girl you have fucked in the past, you get an instant boner in anticipation of whats about to go down

AJ: "Damn, i really gotta start studyin for this test"

--phone buzzes---

Text from Nikki: "heyy what r u doing??"

--PAVLOV'S DICK--

by Genghis901 September 5, 2013

Hospital sick

The state of being for an object, event, or person when they are extremely cool or awesome. Originates from a dissertation on radical expressions from Petreas.

Dude I found my Sega Genesis in my closet yesterday, and started playing the original Sonic... It was hospital sick bro.

Yeah today in math Petreas was rocking some hospital sick sideburns. Man it was awesome.

by Annoying guy in trig November 17, 2009

Taking a Sick Day

Faking sick so you can stay at home for a day-long solo love-making session.

I'm taking a sick day to re-kindle my lost love with my left hand.

by ?Måt¿ May 14, 2005

sick my duck

a clever way of saying "suck my dick"

She was fine as f-ck, I wanted to sex her up/She said let's hit the/parking lot, so I can sick your duck.
Outkast, "Da Art of Storytellin' (Part 1)"

by BucNasty May 23, 2004

sick as pig shit

an absolute looney-bird; crazier than a person on flakka

Man, that dude is sick as pig shit, a real bonehead!

by talk2me-JCH2 September 2, 2022

It is sick

It is great. It is cool

Your new car, it is sick man !!!

by PaniniGuru December 16, 2013