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schlonkarp

Someone who is too stupid to know what "schlonkarp" means.
Me: "You fucking schlonkarp"
Schlonkarp: "What the fuck is a schlonkarp"
Me: "Look it up"
Schlonkarp: "ok"
Schlonkarp: *dies from epic roast*
by absurdf March 29, 2021
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schmunk

a schmunk is a very specific term used for little brothers that act like monkies and are both adorable and super annoying.
Schmunk can be used in a positive it negative way. For example if my brother is being nice and cute I will call him "schmunk" as a pet name or a nickname
however when my brother is being annoying and mean and doing something that is not to my liking I will tell him "you are such a schmunk"

if it seems complicated don't worry the tone of voice and the situation will tell you everything you need to know
-I created this word when I was little and now my entire family and some friends have adopted the term

Enjoy!
"stop lying its your day to do the dishes you schmunk"
or
"bye schmunk, have a good day at school"
by Sophiaaaaa06 May 21, 2021
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Schmank

The worst racial slur. Comes from over 700,000 years ago. Was created by the Order of Saint Dumass.
"Shut up you stupid schmank!"
"You're nothing but a filthy schmank"
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Schmongler

Zack, it's your shot, put away that Schmongler
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Schmonte Degniter

The name you use when you don’t recognize a professional athlete’s name.
Hey your RB JK Dobbins is probably out for the year…Who? Oh you mean Schmonte Degniter?
by Make America Gronk Again August 28, 2021
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Schminkle

A schminkle is the act of kissing shoving an ice-cold rod down someone's fallopian tube. This is usually done to females but males that have had vasectomy.
"Hey, babe want to Schminkle tonight?"
by Alex Zychowicz September 19, 2021
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schmookley backed

schmookley backed describes a state of intoxication usually via substances like marijuana, however, it can apply to other substances.
yeah breh, we just hit the doogie and uh... we got so schmookley backed breh... damn breh...
by laurentini linklebery October 12, 2021
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