The explicit sexual act of an octogenarian plugging the glory hole of a young looking slutty, sexually perverse whore. During this act of perversion
the old man must slap the whore repeatedly on the ass and scream at the top of his lungs "Yeah Yaaah!"
the old man must slap the whore repeatedly on the ass and scream at the top of his lungs "Yeah Yaaah!"
"She got mouthy, so I went all potatoes on her. That stopped her incessant complaining."
"That bitch said she liked it rough, I assumed she meant dirty too. I passed her off to an old timer, and he went all potatoes on her."
"That bitch said she liked it rough, I assumed she meant dirty too. I passed her off to an old timer, and he went all potatoes on her."
by The MI Shocker December 3, 2013
Get the potatoes mug.a slang term for condom. generally used in a group when one is talking about using one to a friend or needs one from a friend but does not want a person or persons in the group to know what he is talking about.
Rudy: bro i need a potatosack, i might FINALLY get some this weekend and i need to be prepared, you feel me?
Javy: dude for weezy? id help you out, you know that, but ive only got one left...sorry...
Rudy: whatever, i'll just drop by the drugstore or somethin tomorrow. peace
Javy: dude for weezy? id help you out, you know that, but ive only got one left...sorry...
Rudy: whatever, i'll just drop by the drugstore or somethin tomorrow. peace
by Yung Funy June 21, 2008
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by Pornopoet May 11, 2016
Get the chest potatoes mug."I was impressed when instead of going to a movie, they wanted to talk about Hot Potatoes topics all night long over drinks."
by Christina Heart August 31, 2017
Get the Hot Potatoes mug.Grandson : Grandma my PC got destroyed from the rain last night
Grandma: Honey That's how the potatoes get salted
Grandma: Honey That's how the potatoes get salted
by TheKnoble23 May 8, 2020
Get the That's how the potatoes get salted mug.A baby whose pasty complexion, misplaced eyes, and odd proportions indicate that they were the offspring of a father whose sperm was weak and watery and chunky, not entirely unlike the consistency of instant potatoes.
Holy shit, did you see that kid? Classic case of instant potatoes baby...with a dad like his, didn't stand a chance. Poor thing.
by bschwarz May 24, 2011
Get the Instant Potatoes Baby mug.When a really hot chick, doesnt realize she is hot, doesnt act like she is hot, and doesnt always dress like she is hot. - But there is no doubt she is hot.
This red hair girl at my office is so hot looking, but she acts like such a meat and potatoes - Girl.
by HonestGuyToTheEnd September 10, 2011
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