Bless your cotton mittens

Something that you say when you want to express affection or gratitude for someone (origin: British humorous)

Ben: I have enough coins to buy us two bars of chocolate..?
Alison: Aww, Bless your cotton mittens, but I couldn't deprive your of your chocolate resources.

by Barak1 December 9, 2013

Bow Wow Mutton

A Victorian slang term used to describe meat that tastes so bad that it could theoretically be from a dog, although it was usually meant in humour/sarcasm rather than a literal sense.

“Did you get any meat from the market?”
“Nah, the best they had was bow wow mutton.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

Cocoa Murder mittens

A Grizzly Bear.

In the Pacific Northwest you should always carry bear spray or you might get eaten by Cocoa murder mittens.

by Kc Armstrong October 16, 2022

Nutter Mutter

When a male bastes his penis and/or testicles with creamy peanut butter and invites a canine companion to partake in consensual consumption of said peanut butter.

I took the guy who sat alone with his lap dog a jar of peanut butter so he could enjoy a nutter mutter.

by drumdude20 June 27, 2014

Muttgender

Someone who identifies as a mutt/dog. This is caused by mental illness, and is not normal.

I identify as "Muttgender", meaning I'm a mutt/dog.

by LogicalThinker1 June 4, 2020

meat mitten

woman's genitalia creating warming hand garment (cf: snatch)

gis a look at yer meat mitten

by Kirst December 24, 2003

Smush Mitten

Fine Ass Pussy, you would love to have intercourse with

Megan Fox is so fine, I want her to be my smush mitten.

Dustin would let smush mitten, jessica alba, spray herpes juice in his eyes

Gary would make anything his smush mitten, horny fuck

by gnix February 26, 2009