Miss me with that gay shit 

When someone comes up to you, does some gay shit and you call them out.

Person of same gender: hey Cutie you’ve got a nice ass
Me: I think the fuck not, miss me with that gay shit.

Miss me with that gay shit by Alyssie June 10, 2018

Miss jes. 

A cartoon character, having dark pigtails, big black boots, and usually smoking. Drawn in sharpie marker. Found mostly in Philadelphia and New Jersey. Word bubbles include (but are not limited to) "Miss jes. hates you; Miss jes. loves you."

Also, one who takes the sadistic role in sadomasochistic sexual activities.

Drunk, stoner, rad hair and makeup.

Stranger: "yo, that chick is so rad. I wanna take a picture with her, an touch her hair."

Responder: "Miss jes. hates you."

Miss jes. by Slavegirl October 22, 2012

misohunk 

the best human being on this planet.

better than obama and even better than warm bread.

trust me

whoa bro, that's totally something misohunk would do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

misohunk by notmisohunk October 28, 2019

Misandrynoir 

/mɪˈsandri' nwɑ/

Noun: dislike of, contempt for, or ingrained prejudice against Black men, as a result of individual experience and/or Twitter propaganda, positioned as the collective experience.

"Misandrynoir could become a hate crime under new proposals"
"I can't believe she called that brother, who was murdered by the police, a "bullet-bag". We don't need racist white supremacists when Black women are casually practising misandrynoir like this."

Misandrynoir by Mr B1ack October 21, 2020

Misha Collins 

An actor. Plays Castiel on Supernatural. Is known for having eye!sex with co-star Jensen Ackles, who is equally as delicious as Misha. Is also taking over the world with his Minions. Other names are: Tzar, My Liege, Commandant, Swami, Enlightened One, The Oppressor, The Great Confuser, Babysitter, and The Sex.

Minion #1: We must take out the opponents for Misha Collins!
Minion #2: The Sex FTW!!!!!

Misha Collins by hellobeautifulxx August 4, 2009

Paul Mishkin 

Thanks to the inventor of IXL, I’m waisting my precious life on doing these problems. IXL doesn’t help whatsoever, all they do is frustrate students day by day with their horrible explanations and you can get a question right and your smart score will move 1-3 (if you’re luck) ... BUT if you get a question wrong, it’ll move from 3-10) I’m so fucking angry!! I’ve spent hours and hours trying to see what my mistakes are, yet I never figure it out. Paul and all the people that run IXL are making my life miserable. From the bottom of my heart, I wish you what you IXL has given me which is hatred, a mindset of failure, anxiety, sadness, frustration, etc. DO BETTER.

Paul mishkin sucks!!!!!!!

Paul Mishkin by Lolz7273773 March 23, 2021

misclean 

When you do a poor job of wiping your anus after crapping.

Oh man, I am so itchy and uncomfortable. I miscleaned.

misclean by King Festus June 16, 2005