lefty

A penis that hooks towards the left due to a lot of masturbation with the left hand

Damn, you have a massive lefty.

by Marcus January 5, 2005

Lefty

A lefty is a little slice of heaven that grows on your chest. Most people don't treat there lefty with respect, but you must always love your lefty. A lefty can be bald, hairy, or ugly. Most people prefer a hairy lefty.

Hey mom i'm kinda cold, can you come over and lick my lefty?

by Lefty Guardian April 13, 2011

loftus

one who participates in gay porn quite often and enjoys it.

guy 1: hey man i heard michael participates in gay porn?

guy 2: really? he's sucha loftus.

guy 1: yeah i wonder if his family knows.

by michelle haha February 2, 2009

lefty

1. A guitar designed so that it may be strummed with the left hand rather than standard guitars, whose body and string arrangement are designed to be strummed with the right hand.

2. Someone who uses their left hand to strum whether they are completely left-handed or not; also someone who is completely left-handed.

1. I own a regular guitar, but it's strung like a lefty so that I can play it.

2. Jimi Hendrix was/is one of the few famous leftys.

by D-Shiznit July 7, 2005

Lofting

(adj) the act of drunkenly bringing home a random male/female hook up to a bed which is raised four feet or more off the ground.

who are you going to be lofting tonight?

by the lofting lady March 22, 2010

lefty

A seriously ugly girl but gives it up to anyone. It is derived from the saying: "lefty loosy, righty tighty" when trying to remember which way to turn bolt to loosen it. Also commmonly said is "if it left it can't be right. If it's not right it must be wrong." Which refers to the expression "she looks wrong"

"Man she was a lefty but I was desperate to get some"

by Jacob Parker April 26, 2005

Loafty

Derrived from the verb to loaft. Adjective used to describe how much a person loafts.

Jess was feeling loafty so she did nothing all day

"Dude, wanna go do something"
"No im feeling pretty loafty today"

by atorti December 2, 2009