Itchin' for pissin'

When you are irritated and/or agitated from not being able to release your bladder for urination.

Dude 1: "dude I have an itchin' for pissin'."

Dude 2: "why?"

Dude 1: " because their is no where to take a leak!"

by ATWONTHEGREAT December 25, 2010

itchy and scratchy

A cartoon within a cartoon - a short 30 second segment appearing on the Simpsons about a mouse (itchy) who kills a cat (scratchy) and in one episode Poochie (who was killed off and never allowed to return again under legal obligations) in the most violent ways possible. Itchy and scratchy are pretty much simpsons charecters in there own right but should also get ther eown show as a simpsons spin-off. Scratchy has been killed in hundreds of ways - Bazooka, Firecrackers, The Moon landing on him, a bride full of explosives, falling off the seattle needle etc etc...

Itchy is voiced by Dan Castallanetta (homer, mayor quimby...) and Scratchy Harry Shearer (Mr Burns, Smithers Dr. Hibbert Flanders, Wolfcastle etc...)

They fight
They bite
They fight, They bite, They fight
Fight Fight Fight
Bite Bite Bite
The Itchy and Scratchy show....Boom

by Brother Number One July 15, 2008

the itchy dick

that annoying itching sensation you contract from dirty hos.

"That skank gave me the itchy dick so i punched her taint in an effort to fight aids."

by Noogles ECU December 4, 2007

Itchasketch

Pictures and patterns created in the seat of ones underwear from continual, and sometimes painful rectal itching.

Darling, you have an image similar to the 'Study after Velazquez's Portrait of Pope Innocent X' in the gusset of your y fronts.
How did that happen?

Ahhh that, it was a simple, yet furious itchasketch I created during a meeting this afternoon sweetie!

by KingEricCantona May 15, 2009

itchin' for a switchin'

English slang: When a woman is enthusiastic about the possibility of her partner commencing the act of anal sex. The phrase was popularised on ITV's primetime Saturday evening show 'Take Me Out' by it's host Paddy McGuinness.

"Did you Flip reverse her?" "Yeah dude, that girl was itchin' for a switchin'"

by Zac Rainbow February 9, 2010

Itchin' for a bitchin'

A phrase used either to describe one's own feelings (i.e. annoyed by somebody and wanting to gossip) or feelings about somebody else (i.e. feeling that somebody deserves to be gossiped about)

Girl 1: "You okay? You don't look very pleased."
Girl 2: "Grrr. They are really pissing me off. Are you busy tonight? I'm really itchin' for a bitchin'."

Girl 1: "Listen to her! I can't believe she just said that to Max! Wow, that girl is really itchin' for a bitchin'."

by a$h1 May 26, 2011

itchydog

when mr brown unlocks the power of MingDynasty in Eurasia while eating Bombay pp

"bruh the itchydog is epic!!!111!!"
"you what some ham"

by XDbork January 21, 2019