hoetatoe

creative name for a hoe, a person from idaho or a hoe for potatoes

Nicki you're such a hoetatoe
I am a hoe for potatoes

by mish em November 10, 2015

hoetry

Powerful, provocative and artful prose written in the style of a ho.

Excerpt from Aziah King's (@zolarmoon) untitled epic poem about a misadventure in Florida:

The ride was cool.
We all talking.
Laughing.
Blasting Gucci.
I take a nap and wake up in FL...

the black guy goes "Ima put y'all in a room"

For real, I could listen to this girl talk all night. Pure hoetry.

by bottomlessidiot December 28, 2015

hoetler

The Hitler of all the hoes.

Bitch1: So, you're saying Hoetler wants only the plastic -like fake hoezis to survive and their motive is to fuck every single boy ?
Bitch2: Exactly. And their legs are like McDonalds; open 24/7.

by xxdopexx March 1, 2017

hoesthetic

The aesthetic style of a hoe. If someone is a hoe, they have a certain look or style. The term was coined by the stylist Farren Fucci.

Jessie: You look so trashy, Melinda, what happened?
Melinda: It's called hoesthetics. It's how I get all the guys.

by 6ft March 3, 2017

Hoetitus

When William is ditched by Ron. Moreover, a term used to describe the bailing of friends

YO ROOONN why you catching hoetitus bro! FPM (free pool monday) Come chill!

by Heyscreams March 31, 2017

Hoetivation

Motivation to HOE

Now that I'm single I need some hoetivation from my friends to go out and mingle.

by theartyoufeel April 6, 2017

Hoetivator

A friend who helps you go out being a hoe, if you lack hoetivation.
The person will encourage you to talk to a potential lover, whether it will be over text or in person.
The 'hoetivator' will also give advice on how to improve your hoe status and just in general encourage you to get on the market.

Person A: Mathilde is my hoetivator. I would be single af if it wasn't for her.
Person B: You are lucky to have that kind of good energy in your life! I want a hoetivator too!

by toocooltodrool September 12, 2017