Cheesed

To feel intoxicated and paralyzed without the use of drugs or alcohol (but usually with the use of dank memes)

Samuel was unimaginably Cheesed after eating six bags of Swedish fish and nearly overdosing on memes.

by Don Lentile June 30, 2016

cheesed

confused in such a fasion that may allow a person to display negative emotions

"Dag-nabbit!! That really cheeses me off.!"

by airbauer February 4, 2005

cheeed

A mixture of pleased and chuffed!

Kirsty said I'm really cheeed

by Kirsty T January 17, 2008

cheefe

This occurs when a queef (vaginal flatulence) combines with a chafe (the act of skin rubbing, resulting in a rash). When a lady queefs so hard that it chafes the vaginal lips it is known as a "cheefe".

My husband is hung like a mastodon. If I don't use the special lube, I will let out a loud, painful cheefe. And he'll laugh, he doesn't understand lady problems.

by phillycheez March 3, 2011

cheesed

to erect on someone but it comes out chunky

“just cheesed on my prison guards so they’d let me loose”

by iwilleatyouuptomorrow May 12, 2022

ham sauce cheesed

To get so drunk that you fall over at the thought of standing up.

Happy birthday bro, were gonna get you ham sauce cheesed!

by White suprise May 6, 2009

Cheesed

Like creamed, but it goes on for a bit longer

"There must be a dozen of 'em. We're going to get cheesed."

by StickyLabel July 20, 2004