pathetic

Looking or acting miserable, often because of grief.

Online dating, trying to get chicks on Xbox Live, and staring at you female classmates with stupid excuses.

The crying girl looked so pathetic, that I knelt down to comfort her.

"I wasn't looking at your ass I was admiring your hair!"

by JET X August 23, 2016

Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay

The name for someone whose dad is a lawyer, and whose gay mom is in Minnesota getting surgery to remove her ring finger and leg and date other moms.

Person 1: You are an Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay.

Person 2: That saddens me greatly.

by Beanus Tightus November 29, 2018

apathet

one who embodies apathy. the so named cares little, does less, and generally wastes away.

hope there's room beneath the bridge for one more apathet

by phototaco July 28, 2011

Pathetic Male Syndrome

Also known as "PMS". When a man cannot go through a day of life without whining or complaining.
Men suffering from PMS are easily threatened by the modern lifestyle and especially of independent women.
His aim is to impress his friends rather than women.
Men with PMS should be thrown out of the gene pool.

He has an "Asian girl fetish" because those types have that "must please man" attitude. He can't get an independent woman from his area to like him, so he has to revert to his 'fetish'. He has Pathetic Male Syndrome.

by King Juan February 21, 2009

patheticore

The third major and final subdivision of "softcore." Used to describe something that is so incredibly stupid, brainless, ignorant and nonbeneficial to the human history that, if it one day disappears from the face of the planet, no one will notice or ever care. Used as a total insult.

things patheticore:
Paris Hilton, reality television, Bang Bus, MTV, Fox primetime programming (except Family Guy), boho chic, slasher flicks, most Adult Swim toons

by TheBehotch June 25, 2006

Aesthetic

A word most commonly picked up by amateur weightlifters in their instagram bio who made their first newb-gains. Aesthetics actually refer to a plethora of things such as design and artistry, however this term has been altered in pop-culture as a synonym for "I'm obsessed with my muscles and spend way too much time flexing in the mirror"

Bro, my aesthetics are so aesthetically superior to other bro's aesthetics

by Crealls March 6, 2017

Aesthetic

Synonyms include: style, look. Refers to: a certain look and feel you get from a particular picture or style, usually very minimalist

"Her aesthetic is so on point" "That picture is so aesthetic"

by Summer2193 March 26, 2017