Shank

The act of shiting and wanking at the same time

I was in a horny hurry this morning had to shank

by Shell2784 August 6, 2011

shank

to stab someone, then ejaculate in the wound

Watch yo back 'less u wanna get shanked nigguh.

by Timothizzle October 7, 2006

shank

n. Shank Hall in Milwaukee based on Shank Hall from Spinal Tap; v. can be used in many ways, mostly as an exclamation, see below. Also associated with Gold Stars.

n. Let's go see the Umph at Shank Hall in Milwaukee! v. Shank you; Shankariffic; Shanktastic; Shankadelic; shankabulous.

by Evil Genius June 4, 2004

shanked

1.A meaning to mess up.

2. "That sucked!"

You got Five F's on your report card, you just shanked your life.

by Fayt8 February 25, 2005

shank

v. n. the act of defecating and masturbating simultaneously, usually for the purpose of attempting to enhance one's orgasm.

sh(it) + (w)ank

No time for spooning, I'm going to have a shank.

by Hodgit August 6, 2004

Shank

stabbing motion.
used as a handshake for middle schoolers.
Fun to do, without knives.

Shank Shank!!

Gotcha!

by ihavefriendsdou February 25, 2008

shank

to punch extreamly hard, to bring harm to in some way, repetedly punch someone extreamly hard

Shut up or ill shank you like you've never been shanked before hoe.

by KAYLAmcmLOVESyou May 22, 2007