Clam Shanker

Some stupid fucking jab made on the Daily Show by John Oliver against the French.

"Those dirty clam shankers!"

by clamshanker April 4, 2010

Sharked Up

A state of being really angry about something

Whoa, did you see that guy after you pissed on his face- he was getting really sharked up.

by Celeste February 28, 2005

shanker

Pronoun - An alternate way of spelling the Hindu "destroyer" god, Shiv Shankar. See Shankar.

The great Shiv Shanker is the destroyer of all life.

by Vikaas April 25, 2006

shaked cow

How you sould ordre a milkshake if you wanna be sure people remember you,and wanna switch out the default word...

A customer at a fast food place:wanna have a big shaked cow with strawberry

by Dmaxx March 7, 2010

Shunked

A now commonly used word that means to get owned, and will now replace owned in the future.

Yo, Scotty, I was watching this YouTube video last night, and this bitch got shunked by a huge dong! IN THE FACE!

OH SHIT MAN SHUNKED!

by Phildong October 21, 2011

shankering

verb- Just throwing an article together without thought or any clue what is actually being written.

"There they go shankering another article and trying to pass it off as journalism."

by CalmTiger December 17, 2014

shpanked

There are two possible meanings. The first meaning refers to getting extremely intoxicated to the point where you can no longer stand up straight. The second meaning refers to when somebody has wanked one out in a nearby outhouse.

Person 1: Dude, I'm so shpanked right now.
Person 2: Well no duh, you took a 6 minute keg stand!

Person 1: I feel so much better, I just released all of my sexual tension.
Person 2: How did you manage to do that?
Person 1: I just went and shpanked one out in that outhouse over there.

by The McClapski March 1, 2017