scroll shame

The feeling of regret after having wasted far too much time scrolling aimlessly over social networks instead of spending the time doing something productive.

"I’ve got serious scroll shame today. I just spent 25 minutes scrolling and falling down one clickbait rabbit hole after another. I could have got so much done already but now I’m out of time".

by Stivchik December 15, 2017

secret of the dragon scroll

The most important lesson of life, that the powers and capabilities you seek are, and have been within yourself all along.
Limitless power is waiting, dormant inside you.
Made popular in the DreamWorks film, "Kung Fu Panda" (2008, D's. John Stevenson & Mark Osborne)

(person 1): "I'm so frustrated. It feels like there's nothing I can get right. I just want to give and quit trying.'
(person 2): " It's important to at least try to understand that anything truly is possible when you realize and embrace the Secret of the Dragon Scroll..."

by Thereisnobox December 22, 2017

Scroll

The act of wiping your PP or Va-J-J after urinating.

Comes from Italian scrollare, meaning to shake, to wag - originally referencing the PP.

Hey, do you scroll yours after taking a leak? No? Man, you're disgusting!

by Lendav November 20, 2020

scrolling

What my Mum does all day on the couch, using Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and every type of online platform the possibly is.

"Mum! Stop scrolling! Can we have dinner now??"

by Jupiter82 September 9, 2020

Boom scrolling

Avoiding doom of social media & news outlets and diving into God’s word — aka BOOM scrolling 🔥🔥🔥

Damn son, he BOOM scrolling the word of God & it’s giving him life

by BatmanDadadada September 19, 2020

Shit Scrolling

Scrolling through social media during a bowel movement.

My legs fell asleep while shit scrolling too long.

by RRRL October 19, 2020

scroll

Noteworthy social status or notoriety via Instagram or other social media platforms.

"My scroll is like...."
"Nobody cares cause you got no scroll."
"Did you see their scroll? Definitely follow them..."

by pfaffian November 28, 2017