craptacular

craptacular. adj. 1. an extremely sarcastic description of an undesireable object, state, or predicament.

Spending vacation with my annoying parents was craptacular!

by Rick Huffer March 6, 2000

crapdown

To take a crap when it's going to take more than a few minutes or when you've been constipated for several days.

I got up feeling sluggish but after a good crapdown I had the energy I needed for the rest of the day.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 26, 2006

craptasmagoric

adj., 1. a large collection of crap. 2. of or relating to crap. 3. an experience or journey which is unpleasant, is a series of unpleasant and almost unbelievable experiences which make up a whole.

1. His garage is craptasmagoric, I don't think he's cleaned it in ages. 2. That is so craptasmagoric, you should take it back. 3. My whole vactation was craptasmagoric, I should have just stayed home.

by Jamie Bowen March 10, 2007

CraptainObvious

Another misnomer of CaptainSensible. Someone proficient in stating the bleeding obvious, as though you're too stupid to understand what is common knowledge, and as if you really care about what he has to say anyway.

I can't believe Jarvis thought he had to tell me Ron Paul was a Republican, as if I didn't know that, especially after seeing him on The Colbert Report, discussing his REPUBLICAN Presidential Campaign. I'm gonna respond to the smarmy git.

Don't bother, it's CraptainObvious

by generalderpanzertruppen September 23, 2007

craptharsis

That feeling of blissful peace experienced after taking a hefty shit.

Oh, man... I just dropped a deuce and I have the most awesome case of craptharsis right now.

by BKITU July 20, 2008

craptalicized

Written badly

"Well our poster looked fine before Danielle craptalicized it!"

"Our poster would've gotten at A if you hadn't let Celeste craptalicize it!"

by Schubertastic January 31, 2009

Craptivating

Something so spectacular in its turditude you can not look away , crap to the nth degree that shines so bright as to entrance

That blanket making documentary last night was Craptivating , i couldnt believe i sat thru all 4 hours of it

by Das Froggy February 16, 2010