Another misnomer of CaptainSensible. Someone proficient in stating the bleeding obvious, as though you're too stupid to understand what is common knowledge, and as if you really care about what he has to say anyway.

I can't believe Jarvis thought he had to tell me Ron Paul was a Republican, as if I didn't know that, especially after seeing him on The Colbert Report, discussing his REPUBLICAN Presidential Campaign. I'm gonna respond to the smarmy git.

Don't bother, it's CraptainObvious
by generalderpanzertruppen September 11, 2007
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