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The worst TV show in British history, its been going on for 60 years ffs
mum: hey do you want to watch the new Coronation Street episode
son: fuck off mum
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Coronation street is the shittiest tv show in the world
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Corporatism

Not to be confused with corporatocracy, which is rule by multinational corporations (what we live in). Corporatism comes from the Greek 'corpus', meaning body. It is the mode of economics used by Fascist Italy, and is shared by many Third Positionists and Fascists alike. Its end goal is a harmonious relationship between employer and employee where both work for the good of the nation rather than for themselves, with the State forming as an intermediary to ensure cooperation.
Phil: "I support corporatism."
Dave: "So you support Disney running the government? Weird."
Phil: "No, I mean I support class collaboration and the organization of society into guilds which cooperate with their employers, using the state as an intermediary."
by Hadrian_7411 October 1, 2023
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corporatism

Diametrically opposed to liberal laissez-faire and Marxist central planning; provides balance in labor relations, consequently combating the precariousness of work (proletarianization) as well as the unbridled accumulation of capital and usury. It is a spiritual organization of production and consumption that is qualitative rather than quantitative. Therefore, aristocratic hierarchies dismantle bourgeois plutocracies.
True corporatism is the organic basis of common interests.
by tradical October 31, 2023
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Corporatism

You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows, and then act surprised when it drops dead right in front of you
Smackhead Steve: Hey! My cow just died. I don't know why. It was perfectly healthy.
Dickhead Daniel: The one you forced to produce the milk of four cows?...
Smackhead Steve: Yeah, that one, after I sold the other. It just dropped dead right in front of me.
Dickhead Daniel: Isn't that called corporatism?
Smackhead Steve: Yeah, is that what it's called? Hm, must be.
Dickhead Daniel: Yeah, it's corporatism. Just don't act surprised that your cow died.
Smackhead Steve: Ehhhhhh nah, too late mate. I'm as surprised as...
Dickhead Daniel: As a squashed shallot?
by Lil_Latch ADHD Antics. November 20, 2024
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Corporatocracy

as per google: a society or system that is governed or controlled by corporations.

there are always signs of an emerging one such as: company towns, scrips, superPACs etc. For the time being they are not fully developed yet. They have existed in the past, but not permanently, as they all collapsed under the weight of their failure and atrocities they committed for profit. The world economic forum had voiced an interest in doing what East India Co, has failed at. They have attempted to woo their audiences with promises to establish an “own nothing and be happy” society.

examples: East indies co., United Fruit Company
Blessed be Corporatocracy, for their art a monopoly on haven
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Corporatized

A state of being absorbed into a structured, profit-driven system of daily routines and responsibilities — such as the 9-to-5 job, scheduled gym visits, bill payments, and consumer habits — under the guise of a “normal” life. It reflects a lifestyle shaped and sustained by corporate and economic systems that prioritize productivity and control over individual purpose or freedom. To be corporatized is to unconsciously participate in a cycle that enriches those at the top, while fear of instability or failure discourages deviation from the system.
“The corporatized structure of modern society discourages risk-taking and self-exploration, conditioning individuals to equate stability with routine compliance rather than personal fulfillment.”

“He didn’t realize how corporatized his life had become until he took a week off — no alarms, no meetings, no rush hour — and felt, for the first time in years, actually human.”
by DaSickest2(Eva)DoIt October 11, 2025
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