1: (noun) A drying device, e.g: a towel, used in the act of chode-flossing.
2: (verb) The act of passing a drying device, e.g: a towel, to and fro repeatedly between ones legs against one's chode for the purpose of drying the targeted region.
2: (verb) The act of passing a drying device, e.g: a towel, to and fro repeatedly between ones legs against one's chode for the purpose of drying the targeted region.
E.G: (v)
A: Oh my god, dude! I think Catherine might have chode-flossed with my bath towel this morning!
B: Why do you think that?
A: There's red pubes all over it!
B: Oh dude, that's fucking sick.
E.G: (n)
A: So yeah, man, I need to make a trip to Bed Bath and Beyond to pick up some chode-floss.
B: Good plan, dude. I'd do the same.
A: Oh my god, dude! I think Catherine might have chode-flossed with my bath towel this morning!
B: Why do you think that?
A: There's red pubes all over it!
B: Oh dude, that's fucking sick.
E.G: (n)
A: So yeah, man, I need to make a trip to Bed Bath and Beyond to pick up some chode-floss.
B: Good plan, dude. I'd do the same.
by Razor Bear September 28, 2008
Get the Chode-Floss mug.The point in which you get so aggrivatingly horny and someone is around so you cannot relieve yourself. Hense making you very grumpy and easily angered.
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Wasting time on distractions. Not achieving or learning anything. Acting like a self-centered, self-indulged child resisting the transition to adulthood.
by Jay Dillaaaaa May 12, 2014
Get the chode mode mug.Process by which an individual knees the choda of another from behind.
To perform correctly hands must be firmly placed on the victims shoulders for maximum penetration; also entire process must be done swiftly, to prevent a choda blast block.
If performed properly, the victims feet should lift off the ground.
To perform correctly hands must be firmly placed on the victims shoulders for maximum penetration; also entire process must be done swiftly, to prevent a choda blast block.
If performed properly, the victims feet should lift off the ground.
by Rob V December 21, 2005
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Get the chode nugget mug.To spend time in totally useless activity or lethargy, especially playing videogames. Synonymous with "veg-out". Derrives from the word "chode", that useless flap of skin that is supposed to keep your balls from flapping around but really doesn't do anything.
by Nathan McKnight May 13, 2005
Get the chode-out mug.1. A really short nasty ponytail, usually seen on dirty old men or hipster douchebags
2. A person who is an enormous tool.
2. A person who is an enormous tool.
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