titastrophe 

The inevitable outcome of poor breast augmentation.

John: Hey David, did you see Taylor's new boob-job? I've never seen such horrible craftsmanship.

David: Yea, man! That plastic surgeon should lose his license. She's a titastrophe!

titastrophe by HollywoodComis April 28, 2008

Titanic fail 

1. A fail of massive proportions
2. Taking failboat to a whole new level

Fail, just fail. No, that's an understatement. Titanic fail

That was the largest failboat I've ever seen. Heck, it was a freakin Titanic fail!

Titanic fail by Baz907 January 17, 2009

tituation 

Any situation in which a breast or pair of breasts are interfering with one's intentions, preventing one from going about their business and/or causing an overall ruckus.

1. Sorry I'm late, I had to stop and buy a new bra because the one I had on was creating a real tituation for me.

2. The cold temperature in here is resulting in a serious tituation.

tituation by yomoniker March 24, 2009

titwad 

An extremely stupid inane brain-redundant twat who is not worth fresh air. They litrally have tit on their brain and fuck all else.

"John went for a smoke of hash down the copshop last night."
"What a fuckin titwad!"

titwad by charbrad73 November 24, 2009

titty pause

While talking to someone, a chick with great tits walks buy and you pause midsentence as you eye fuck her tits. Then when she is out of eye fucking range, you continue your sentence as if you had never stopped talking. That is the titty pause.

Mr. Smith was fired because he was talking to his boss and his boss' daughter walked by in a low cut shirt. Mr. Smith hadn't realized that he had just experienced a 30 second titty pause as he continued to explain to his boss why he deserved a big promotion.

titty pause by KronenV May 8, 2010

Tittin My Nip's 

A universal term for anything that blow's your mind.

Randy: spills his shit in johny's car.

Johny: dude you have to be tittin my nip's right now!

Tittin My Nip's by Jeanwilson March 3, 2011

tittyshitting

like shitting, as in "youve got to be tittyshitting me!"

Come on, are you tittyshitting me? She's married?!

tittyshitting by R eezy February 3, 2015