Xbox Live Dick 

A person of mediocre/ average skill who feels the need to inflate their ego and claim to be good at every game challenged at. They attack unprovoked, throwing insults and curses towards anyone who slightly opposes them or kills them. Once they realize they aren't good enough to defeat a certain player, they resort to racial slurs and babble to annoy the opposing player. An Xbox Live Dick's bio is usually with sentences like " I'm unstoppable at Halo 3" or " I'm MLG at Call of Duty 4" and deragatory remarks towards women. Xbox Live Dicks infest the confines Gears of War 2 and can be easily found anywhere there is an Execution match going on.

*Xbox Live Dick's Bio*
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Whad' up? This is Tre bitches. I play Gears of War 2, Halo 3 and Cal of Duty 4 and destroy noobs all day. I bus' that ass on Gears and I beat up my bitch's coochie all day baby. I'm MLG so send me an invite if you want to get smashed. Word out.

Xbox Live Dick by Cold Nigga July 22, 2009

Dick up 

A way of telling someone who has done something clumsy or stupid to get their head in the game.

John: Oh shit, I just dropped my phone and cracked the screen!
Alex: Dick up son!

Dick up by Alex1010 March 19, 2009

Small Dick Energy 

People with small dick energy carry themselves like they have a really embarrassing secret that they're terrified of other people knowing. They often spend lots of time and energy trying to project a sense of confidence that rings hollow.

It has nothing to do with actual dick size and everything to do with an inability to respect and be at peace with yourself regardless of what other people think of you.

John wouldn't project such small dick energy if he could just take some time to relax, be at peace with himself, realize where his worth really comes from, and stop caring so much about other people's opinions.

Small Dick Energy by turaligo January 12, 2022

Big Dick Energy

Confidence without consequence.

Thy novice bard doth not compareth to that of th’ alpha male present in th’ room withal th’ utmost Big Dick Energy. For t’is thee noble knight whose charisma and wit elicits rapture amongst all who doth besiege him, twain the fein and the fair. Maidens wish to see him, lords wish to be him. Hark, for th’ very vibrations emitted from his sizeable phallus vitality yields frequencies worthy of a king amongst peasants. A god amongst men. A legend whose suave doth perspire th’ trousers of all who behold him. Such valour and tranquility t’is th’ nature of Big Dick Energy.

Big Dick Energy by CRISPY CHICKEN TENDERS September 9, 2018

Dick Leg

The phrase used to describe a one-legged man wearing very short cutoff blue jeans, and his penis is hanging out the pantleg on the side where his leg is missing. These men appear as though they have a dick for a leg. And, some of these men also choose to wear an infant's shoe on the end of their cock for better traction.

Damn, I hate the VA hospital. There's just too man dick legs around here.

Dick Leg by EatMyJunk April 21, 2009

Dick-ball

A ball made of tape which then has dicks drawn all over it... usually creative dicks, such as dicks with bowties.

Today I was bored in class so i made a dick-ball.

Dick-ball by period F lunch March 20, 2009

Ghost Dick 

The "Ghost Dick" phenomena occurs after a night of especially vigorous sex. It is the feeling of the penis still being inside the female.
Ghost Dicked - past tense

"I went so hard last night, this morning she had my ghost dick."
"I ghost dicked her"

Ghost Dick by the ghost dicker September 15, 2012