1 definition by CRISPY CHICKEN TENDERS

Thy novice bard doth not compareth to that of th’ alpha male present in th’ room withal th’ utmost Big Dick Energy. For t’is thee noble knight whose charisma and wit elicits rapture amongst all who doth besiege him, twain the fein and the fair. Maidens wish to see him, lords wish to be him. Hark, for th’ very vibrations emitted from his sizeable phallus vitality yields frequencies worthy of a king amongst peasants. A god amongst men. A legend whose suave doth perspire th’ trousers of all who behold him. Such valour and tranquility t’is th’ nature of Big Dick Energy.
by CRISPY CHICKEN TENDERS September 9, 2018