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life condiments

/līf ˈkändəm(ə)nts/

life con•di•ments

Definition: psychotropic drugs that are used sparingly
Friendly reminder that drugs don't have to be your whole life. They're best when you treat them as life condiments.
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Life Sustaining Seed 

That ever so precious male fluid originating in the cum sac. Women desperately crave the contents of this protein rich, love custard. Churning and waiting sweet release deep into that fertile, vaginal womb.
As I thrusted harder and deeper into Erika's warm, wet vaginal cavity, the sensations started to get the best of me. I knew that I had to pull out or risk impregnation; however, just as I was ready to shoot ropes of hot molten jism all over her substantial, 36DD mommy milkers, she grabbed me by the ass and commanded that I deposit that Life Sustaining Seed deep inside her fertile womb. How could I resist her commands...?
No I expect your kids to get raped and murdered forever explicitly because you're a piece of shit who disincentivizes not raping and murdering your kids by running your bitch ass mouth and not caring about other people's problems.
Hym "Is 'A life-raft' my fucking money? Is that some kind of euphemism? You have the unions co-opting a message they agree with but not actually giving a shit about the guy who actually said the shit. Which doesn't bode well for how the unions are going to work for you. You have shit-head billionaires taking credit for and profiting from the genius of someone who thinks they don't need to exist and that they're basically communist dictators. Where's your wife?"
Life-raft by Hym Iam February 29, 2024

Life in general

Is self-explanatory.
“Life in general is what you are.” - Baby Yoda.
Life in general by SahaibP March 9, 2024

life series 

The life series is a Minecraft SMP series created by Grian, the popular youtuber. This game is based on demise, a hardcore minigame. The idea of the life series is that you have a set amount of lives, and based on your proximity to final death (your last life) you will be hostile or passive towards the other players. The Life Series currently has six installments, those being(in order): Third Life, Last Life, Double Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, and the april fools one-off, Real Life. The players include: Grian, Solidaritygaming, Smallishbeans, Ldshadowlady, ImpulseSV, Ethoslab, BDoubleO100, InTheLittleWood, MumboJumbo, ZombieCleo, TangoTek, SMajor/DangThatsALongName, PearlescentMoon, Geminitay, GoodTimesWithScar, RenDog, MCSkizzleman, and BigB/Bigbst4tz2. Many of these players are also active on Hermitcraft.
1: whats your hyperfixation???

2: the life series. Boat boys forever
1: what do you think about ethdubs and smallscar??

2: get out.
life series by >>----.s.s-.s April 3, 2024

Life be lifing 

An expression that acknowledges the unpredictable and often challenging nature of life, reflecting its ongoing, sometimes relentless disruptions and surprises.

It can be used humorously to add a light-hearted tone when discussing life's ups and downs, or more seriously to express resignation to circumstances beyond one's control.
Humorous: "Missed my bus, spilled coffee on my shirt, and forgot my wallet—all before 9 AM! Well, life be lifing!"
Serious: "I was set to present today, but with the news of the family crisis, I had to postpone. Life be lifing, as they say."