Life-raft

No I expect your kids to get raped and murdered forever explicitly because you're a piece of shit who disincentivizes not raping and murdering your kids by running your bitch ass mouth and not caring about other people's problems.

Hym "Is 'A life-raft' my fucking money? Is that some kind of euphemism? You have the unions co-opting a message they agree with but not actually giving a shit about the guy who actually said the shit. Which doesn't bode well for how the unions are going to work for you. You have shit-head billionaires taking credit for and profiting from the genius of someone who thinks they don't need to exist and that they're basically communist dictators. Where's your wife?"

Life-raft by Hym Iam February 29, 2024

life raft 

when a chicks ass is so big that whan she takes her pants off...her ass blows up like a life raft

check out that ass...thats a life raft mos.def.

life raft by tha bonekracka July 13, 2007

life raft

A hotdog bun with only sauce

"There was nothing to eat, so I had to eat a life raft"

life raft by hotdogfan December 4, 2025

Cosby life raft 

When you shit in a toilet but do not flush. You just leave it floating there for an extended period of time like a life raft. So this way the smell builds up and the only thing the next person to use the bathroom can think about is your shit.

I was going to shower but somebody left a Cosby life raft in there and I couldn't even go in the bathroom

Cosby life raft by Balognacheese September 1, 2014

Social liferaft 

When your the middle man in introducing your freind to a big group and you need to try and make sure nobodys excluded

Took my mate to meet my school freinds and had to be a social liferaft for him so he felt included

Social liferaft by ben chester September 1, 2022

liferafting 

to bring someone else into an argument, to try and get them to argue for ya

stop liferafting off john, cant you argue for yourself.

liferafting by john smith.... April 10, 2008