North Lanarkshire

Reverse South Lanarkshire

They should rename North Lanarkshire to Lanarkshire 2.

by SahaibP March 09, 2024

Rutherglen

Near Cambuslang

If you go to Rutherglen don't forget to pee on the side of the road.

by SahaibP March 09, 2024

Lanarkshire

The place where life meets reality.

If only I was from Lanarkshire.

by SahaibP March 09, 2024

Cambuslang

A mediocre place to be.

Simon Pandason: “Do you wanna go to Cambuslang”
Lil Timmy: “Nah bro, fuck you”
Simon Panderson: “Ok!”

by SahaibP March 09, 2024

Paagual

Quite stupid

Life in general is paagual

by SahaibP March 09, 2024

Parvez

Greatest surname

“Parvez is the greatest surname” - Tony Blair

by SahaibP March 09, 2024

Simon Pandason

The son of Panda, not son of Simon.

He be the chosen one in Dune, he be Simon Pandason.

by SahaibP March 09, 2024