17 definitions by SahaibP

Paagual

Quite stupid

Life in general is paagual

by SahaibP March 9, 2024

Cambuslang

A mediocre place to be.

Simon Pandason: “Do you wanna go to Cambuslang”
Lil Timmy: “Nah bro, fuck you”
Simon Panderson: “Ok!”

by SahaibP March 9, 2024

Parvez

Greatest surname

“Parvez is the greatest surname” - Tony Blair

by SahaibP March 9, 2024

North Lanarkshire

Reverse South Lanarkshire

They should rename North Lanarkshire to Lanarkshire 2.

by SahaibP March 9, 2024

tiddlytubby

They are basically a different species of teletubby that evolved sometime in the last decade.

Custard Mustard is the best tiddlytubby by far.

by SahaibP March 9, 2024

South Lanarkshire

The best council area in Scotland and probably the most underrated aside from Renfrewshire or whatever.

Oh I do like to be by South Lanarkshire because it is not on fire currently

by SahaibP March 9, 2024

And if you have a minute why don’t we go…

Lyrics from the greatest song ever created, I’m not talking about the John Lewis version, but the original. On second thought, probably not the greatest song but in the top 3005.

"And if you have a minute why don’t we go…" sang the world as time paused in the aftermath of a new dawn

by SahaibP March 9, 2024