Intelligent Design

Aside from being a laughably bad example of the word "intelligent", Intelligent Design is pretty much a joke that accidently gained belief and popularity, much like the War of the Worlds radio program from 1938.

The basic concept is that God must have created everything because sunflowers are pretty. The only "scientists" who support this theory have phony degrees and doctorates that they bought for cash from unaccredited Bible colleges , rather than taking any actual courses to earn. While it is completely disregarded by real scientists, it is creeping into classrooms. This is due to the fact that the amount of people with no understaning of scientific theory far outweigh those that do, even though it would only take an hour of reading to familiarize one's self with the basics.

All in all, Intelligent Design is the final nail in the coffin of our already dying public education system. It is sure to make future generations regard everyone in our time as slack-jawed morons.

Cletus: "Gawly, I gots 5 F's on my report card again? What ever will I do?"

Christian Literalist Retard: "Not to worry Cletus! Me and my cronies just got Intelligent Design added to every one of your classes! Now you can just write 'Because God did it' on all your test answers, and pass with flying colors!"

Cletus: "Hooray! I'm gonna be President!"

Intelligent Design by Monster of Maple Street December 17, 2006

Despotism 

"Despotism is government by a singular authority - either a single person or tightly knit group - which rules with absolute power."

George Bush.

Despotism by deathtobees February 18, 2004

Deskimo

The state entered into when one has been working all day at a desk in an office air-conditioned to 20 degrees centigrade. Upon rising from your chair to move about the office one notices a distinct cramping, numbness and immobility in one's limbs.

'It's so cold in here I'm a fucking Deskimo!'

Deskimo by Kuy July 28, 2008

Despain 

a gangster ass marine occupying barracks 204 often seen wearing a recockulous suit with a cigar in mouth, bottle of merlot in left hand and at LEAST 500 dollars in the pocket, always dresses to the left. frequently states to fellow marines =fahhGhetabahtit= and abnoxiously screams "PRIMO".

always fresh never stale, as if it were despain.

Despain by Cohee March 2, 2008

Designated Blackout (DB) 

(noun) When there is a DD a DB can be chosen so that the DD has something to watch at the party. A DB is a person chosen by his peers to ingest the most alcohol out of anyone anywhere. He must keep drinking until he can drink no more.

Party Girl: Why is the bathroom door knob in the sink and Jasen in the tub face down with Nazi symbols and penises all over his asian body?
Party Boy: After speaking only spanish for 20 minutes he locked himself in the bathroom. So we broke in to make sure he was ok. He was sleeping on the toilet, But for making us worry we tub-nazi-penis trifecta'd him. He's our Designated Blackout (DB).

Designated Blackout (DB) by Vernackular December 16, 2008

Desai

Desai's are the most important and commanding Gujuratis. The have often slapped other Gujuratis silly in order to preserve the great race. The most notable ass whooping was delivered to His Vermin - Deepal Mistry
A term for an Anavil Brahmin Hindu(upper caste Hindu). Also used as a surname for some sections of this caste group.

There is 'Mrugesh Desai' he is a 'Desai' from so and so village and he keeps Deepal Mistry on a leash.

Desai by Mrugesh Desai April 26, 2005

Destroy dick december 

God's Miracle.

Seriously.
After no nut november you just destroy your dick

I don't give a fuck

Destroy dick December comes after no nut november.
Yahoo!

Destroy dick december by Уαheց October 12, 2018