Peter Principle

The principle that people will rise to the level of their own incompetence. People get promoted by being good, but not when they're lousy at their job. The Peter Principle states that people will be promoted until they enter a job that they are no good at, and there they will stay forever.

That's why every career manager is terrible at his job.

Bob made middle manager thanks to the Peter Principle.

by suncrush January 1, 2006

centimeter-peter

an extremely small penis

That dude has a centimeter-peter!

by SheyVonna May 30, 2006

Peter Griffin

Main character from the hit show Family Guy. Resides in Quahoq, Rhode Island (Formerly known as Petoria.) Husband to Lois Griffin with three children: Meg, Chris, and Stewie. Extremely rude, vulgar man with strict views on the world. Resides in his own un-defined state of mind.

They got a chair that frea-kin' talks, Holy Crap!

by LordRemus November 1, 2004

Peter North load

So named for the porn star Peter North, whose loads spurt nine to ten times and can fill a measuring cup.

Joe strangled on a Peter North load from a sailor who had just finished six months at sea.

by Richard Black March 14, 2005

Peter Packed

The gayest thing ever

Wow, that guy just peter packed his gay anal lover in the ass.

by Ryan Meezer August 3, 2007

Peter Gallagher

Verb. To "Peter Gallagher" someone means to engage in sexual relations with his or her spouse, life partner, or any sort of very close significant other.

This is taken from a very predominant theme in film--that Peter Gallagher (or any character played by Peter Gallagher in film or even stage drama) sleeps with the other guy's wife.

Syn: to cuckold, to give horns (to)

Iago to Othello:
"You mean that fuck Cassio has been Peter Gallaghering me the whole time?!"

by pondrthis October 31, 2009

Peter Panis

A young man whose incredible musical talents and abilities are overshadowed by his overwhelmingly poor taste in clothes and seemingly insatiable need to spew random, music related facts on everyone, utterly ruining every conversation he is a part of.

A-"That kid is real good at the tenors"
B-"But his such a Peter Panis, I don't even care"

by Major Organ October 25, 2010