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The Leaping Leprechaun

A man climbs to the top of bunk beds with his sexual partner on the ground with his/her legs open ready for insertion. The man then leaps off and attempts to land in him/her...usually resulting in a broken penis. Also known as The Peter Pan
"Dude I broke my dick last night doing The Leaping Leprechaun with Mary."
by tipemma October 17, 2008
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loafing poets

Atypical muse types fixated on famous turtles, conduct odd experiments on socialization if and when they get out of bed which is rare.
she had a myspace page like all other vacant loafing poets
by neverthere October 11, 2008
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leaving someone on read

Leaving you on read means that I don't want to talk to u atm. This means it's the end of the conversation, not "keep texting me until I eventually respond"
A: mhm
B: *leaves on read*
This indicates that person B is done talking. This does not mean person A should keep talking. Leaving someone on read means to leave the conversation.
by Namemachinebroke69 August 5, 2017
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Leaking Beef

Man it reeks in here, Who's leaking Beef?
by inkdbeauty January 12, 2011
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leaking

leaking is what a guy's dick does while he's slowly stroking off.
Last night, I was leaking for TWO hours while Matt stroked me off!
by eda-skip October 12, 2022
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Loafing Cooper

An amazing Minecraft streamer from Australia who never dies in bedwars :)
Person 1: “Yo! What’re you watching?”
Person 2: “Oh I’m just watching Loafing Cooper”
by pedajgordon January 27, 2021
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shoes are leaning

when someone's shoes are so worn to the point where they are actually leaning. this is most commonly seen in boots.
person 1: damn... have you seen her shoes?
person 2: no, why?
person 1: her shoes are leaning they're so old!
by mxkxylx January 4, 2018
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