Jon Cletoes

Open Toed sandals

"Yo, ma nigga where did you get those Jon Cletoes I'll pay 200 euro for em..?"

by Compton_The_Game July 16, 2009

Jon'd

like ignatious. Being ignoredddd. When someone is texting you then just stops. When asked to chill but the person does not follow through.

we were texting then he just jon'd me. I was jon'd by jon himself

by bobthebuilder12345678912345678 July 19, 2010

Jon Pumper

The offspring of pure talent and hilarity. A mix of fun-loving whimsical spontaneity and mind-fucking awesomeness. A sex god. Beacon for horny women everywhere (especially when wearing black). Prone to serenades. Despite his humble beginnings, destined for greatness. He is going to cause peace in the middle east.

I wanna fuck that guy like I wanna fuck Jon Pumper

by pumperfan September 27, 2012

Jon Horne

One crazy ass mofo that like long dick on the beach anal porn on Sundays and fingers himself to sex and the city

Max: Alex stop being a Jon Horne
Alex:Fuck off man!

by flamingbiscuit February 12, 2015

Jon erik Sigurðsson

Is a living legend. He is very handsome and all girls like him. Jon Erik sigurdsson is very athletic and is in great shape.

Somebody says he is the man. And the best looking man in the world
Jon Erik Sigurðsson

by Kóngurinn January 10, 2021

Jon's Garage

A place to place one's penis.

Dude 1: ah fuck, where should I place my dick?
Dude 2: man... It's gotta be in Jon's Garage!

by JonsGarageBoy May 9, 2022

Jon-Pork

A pig that somehow has the intelligence to play Minecraft, yet is stupid enough to bot Hypixel Duels and somehow never get banned for it.

Person 1: Have you heard of that pig that just installed Duck Dueller for Minecraft?
Person 2: What the heck man.. Why is he botting.. That must be Jon-Pork.
Person 1: Correct, it is indeed Jon-Pork the Hypixel Duels Botter.

by TheGayPlayer69 September 6, 2023