by CyanideStudios May 12, 2014

by Yeahbe November 22, 2017

A woman whose age makes her eligible to be a "Cougar" but her face looks a deer thats been struck by oncoming trafic and left for dead.
You: Ay Man, look at that "Cougar" over there
Meanwhile-The woman turns around, so that her face is visable
:The result:
Your Buddy: Ooogh thats not a "Cougar"! No Man !That's a "Battered Deer"
Meanwhile-The woman turns around, so that her face is visable
:The result:
Your Buddy: Ooogh thats not a "Cougar"! No Man !That's a "Battered Deer"
by "Juggernaut" August 3, 2009

by Bootleg Memeulous October 14, 2019

A rag/towel/article of clothing (usually from the dirty pile) that is used to clean up semen after masturbation.
by beerstudk February 8, 2010

The poor battered Eskimo is gonna be a shell of a human being if you keep taking her pussy. Not even a full shell, not even a half shell, really just a shattered mess.
by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018

by bigfromALD January 15, 2010
