vampire years

When someone looks freakishly younger than their age.

Edna looks like she's 27 but she's actually 42 in vampire years.

by Pelican Man November 6, 2014

Reverse Vampire

A vampire who craves the sun and hates the night. Loves to get a tan. Refered to in both The Simpsons and Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Reverse Vampires sleep in tanning booths during the night.

by Rankojin July 12, 2004

vambie

An organism possessing traits similar to those of a zombie, but has an insatiable appetite for blood, not unlike that of a vampyre, and also cannot be exposed to sunlight without physical pain.

e.g.: the antagonists in the 2007 blockbuster, "I Am Legend"

"I've had it with these motherfuckin' vambies in this motherfuckin' city!"

by Razixi February 1, 2008

Anus Vampire

Spirit in the Japanese Shinto religion that is known as the Kappa or Shirokodama and sucks a person's soul out through their anus.

Run for your lives, I think I just saw an anus vampire!

by Bleurgh Resurgent January 27, 2005

vampiric irrigation

When one's anus becomes blocked with shit, one could hire a vampire to suck all the blood out of your ass and so the shit simply falls out.

Shirley tried vampiric irrigation the other day and it damn well did the job.

by gs1994 March 2, 2009

Vampire Wings

An honorary title a person earns by eating a woman's pussy while she's on her period.

Heather was on her rag but I ate her out anyway, so I finally got my Vampire Wings.

by JizzleMcGrizzle March 17, 2014

AIDS Vampire

A vampire, with the illness; AIDS.

"You look like an AIDS Vampire today!"
"Yeah i forgot to shave..."

by Luxford December 25, 2008