poon tunes

A song, album, or playlist that you put on when you're hooking up/getting laid to set the mood and/or drown out the noise.

Yo, I was gonna come over last night, but I heard Al Green coming from your room and knew not to go in. That's better than a tie on the door at this point.

Yeah man, he's got the best poon tunes. There's nothing like some soul when you're hittin the meat hole.

by Everynameisbeingusedbysomeone December 20, 2010

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Fap tunes

When a song comes on and you know you can fap to that shit.

"Connor was playing the impossible game and that game has fap tunes written all over it."
"I was about to fap to this one video when my sister barged in my room playing some nice faptunes...So i fapped to that."

by sacktap24 February 23, 2012

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Tune The Radio

To twist and turn a breast in a radio turning resemblance

Person 1 "Hey are you gonna hangout with Kyra tonight"
Person 2 "Yeah I'm gonna tune the radio"

by chavo190 August 01, 2011

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tuning fork

The act of a woman putting a vibrator in both her anus and vagina simulataneously resulting in a finely tuned climax.

Emily's man was out of town, so that bitch gave herself a tuning fork and she hummed like a kazoo

by Shitfishanonymous June 27, 2014

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Toilet Tunes

Different arrays of farts with distinct sounds released while in the toilet (or any place). For example, the ass releases a sifting sound while the poop rushes down into the toilet water. Now the people listening from outside - either someone curious or someone waiting - will recognize it as a toilet tune. Some freaks will even record the fart sound and put it on their ring tone. Some legal issues have been filed due to lacking permission for using the sound without consent.

Bust out some toilet tunes off the freestyle my homie.

by Chief Rocka Kaka June 08, 2007

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