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tactical insertion

The act of gently pushing your way towards sex with a female who is way higher class than you. Typical uses are with both money and lies.
by plain goldfish January 20, 2011
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tacticlods

Slang for the male testicles
derived from the greeks in 14 BC
1. My tacticlods itch.
2. AHH THOSE WERE MY TACTICLODS YOU JUST STOMPED ON!
3. Please place my tacticlods in your mouth.
by Jared Mitchell March 9, 2008
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Tactical Seatage

the art of tactically positioning yourself around a table in a restaurant.

Those who are "tactically sat" are not hampered by other people and have free and easy access to food and restrooms.
Tactical Seatage - When going for a buffet with friends, never be the first one in when it comes to "scooching down" a bench that is blocked in by a table. Rookie mistake.
by gman3 December 25, 2009
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tactical pockets launcher

A large hand-held weapon which rains down bitchy beagle limbs on your enemies.
"Yo man remember that bitch beagle named pockets? I chopped that ho up and put her in this tactical pockets launcher to throw on kids named Evan."
by zammy zammersonian February 4, 2010
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tactical spackle

The act of trying to sneak a fart onto or around someone, and inadvertently spackling yourself in the process.
I snuck up to drop a fart on Andy- turned out to be a tactical spackle. I pushed through though.
by donkypunchzzz June 1, 2010
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Tactical Skiff

Marketing ploy to dupe kool aide drinkers into thinking this company makes THE best poling skiff on the market.
Have you seen the new X brand "Tactical Skiff"? It's the best in this segment!
by VictorMancini March 14, 2011
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Tactical Blackout

When one is extremely drunk instead of just passing out, finding a quite and comfortable place to rest to utilize sleep to rapidly process alcohol.
Jerry was extremely drunk by 8:30pm after sculling 2 pints of spirits at a party. After a tactical blackout for two and a half hours he got up and other guests who arrived at the party thought he was sober.
by DarkFalcon September 15, 2013
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