Suburban Yearning

A black person's sexual attraction to a nerdy white person. Reverse Jungle Fever.

Tyrone: Where Jamal at?

Jerome: The library.

a pause

Jerome: He be lookin' for some booty.

Tyrone: ahh, Brother's got the Suburban Yearning

by klien5654 December 10, 2007

suburban mailbox

a very pale person,who may be exposed to sunlight as much or more as the tipical human,and will not have any traces of ever being in the sunlight.

swimmers in the summer will get tan from swimming outside,when a suburban mailbox will appear as white as mayo.

by mike(pib)morrow June 9, 2009

suburban hick

An unsophisticated person from a sub-urban area who is known to tan frequently, bleach their hair, and wear many misguided fashions at once, such as oversized sun-glasses, gauchos, flip-flops, popped collars, and anything from Abercrombie & Fitch. Can often be found wandering aimlessly in a mall talking on a cell phone. Usually travels in packs. Often posts pictures of themselves scantily clad and drinking heavily on social networking websites such as myspace and facebook.

While in the city, the suburban hicks stuck out like a sore thumb.

by Annie Wu August 2, 2006

suburban forty

24 oz. bottled iced teas and other oversized non-alcoholic beverages.

Pick me up an Arizona iced tea, surburban forty size.

by Chaz February 5, 2002

suburbanite

1. Poor sad scared little person who never takes the time out to enjoy the diversity, excitement and establishments and atmosphere of a great city because they rush home in fear for their lives to their cloned "boxes" of cookie cutter houses the immediate 22 seconds after work.

2.A conceited, self-centered paranoiac who view themselves as so important that they assume that all city people automatically want to take the time out of their day to rob or shoot them at every city corner.

Working guy:"Hey Dave, me and the guys are gonna head down to this great restaurant on 25th and Madison after work, wanna come ?"

Working Suburbanite guy Dave:"Are you kidding me ? You guys can go down there and get shot,and get mugged and all of the above if you want to but I'm going to go home to the safety of my quiet boring street and be with my wife who I know is cheating on me with my neighbor because I can't satisfy her but I pretend not to notice and my children who I know are doing drugs in the basement but I ignore it and pretend I have the perfect family!"

Working guy:"Okay...you have fun with that

by MindShaft October 13, 2008

Suburban Stripper

A girl that doesn't actually remove her articles of clothing for money but is as emotionally damaged or has as much baggage as one that works the pole.

"I really liked that girl, but she had some daddy issues, she's definitely a Suburban Stripper."

by The Original JT February 24, 2012

suburban beverage

Budweiser mixed with Sprite, as described in the song "Suburban Beverage" by Real Estate

"Can you make me some Suburban Beverage? " "You mean Budweiser Sprite? Do you feel alright?"

by dsveddy June 17, 2018