Shloffing

Another word for sleep. As used within an Italian family.

Where’s Angela it’s still early. Is she already shloffing?

by AngieNiko426 April 16, 2022

sharfing

The act of arousing someone to the point of orgasm then passing gas under the blankets and pulling the blanket over their face.

I'm going to be sick. I was so close but then he started sharfing me. Which means he technically made me come to his farts.

by mcham42 October 17, 2022

Shnorting

The act of snorting something that should not be (food, pencil led, wood…)

Tyler: woah, Kyle is shnorting crushed up takis

by anonymous October 19, 2022

Sorfing

sort of surfing. not quite surfing.

He was sorfing since he was in a wave pool and being pushed into waves.

by CRsurf October 26, 2022

Smurfing

This is a sexual act. Your partner is asleep and you wake up with a hard on and smack them with it to wake them up

My partner woke me up today

How

By smurfing

by Trooper883 February 25, 2023

Shlorking

A word used by men to tell a woman if they're about to ejaculate a bucket of sperm

"I'm about to shlork, get ready!"
"I'm shlorking!"

by Mootegotboot July 21, 2023

shorting

A financial term for when you think you're smart, and then you get f'ed.

"I think this stonk is going to stop stonking. I'm shorting it. Inverse me, and see what happens" -- some guy on stockwits

"LOL" -- narrator

by Steven Van Meter August 11, 2023