swerson

it is a unit for measuring the penis.
Nanoswerson= 0,000001 mm
Microswerson= 0,001 mm
Miliswerson= 1 mm
Centiswerson= 1 cm
Dekaswerson= 100 cm
Swerson= 1 m
Kiloswerson= 1000 m
Megaswerson= 1 000 000 m
Gigaswerson= 1 000 000 000 m
Pikoswerson= 1 000 000 000 000 m

my penis have 30 miliswersons.

by Bich ass nigga May 1, 2022

corporate serfdom

When you work for a corporation that treats you no better than a serf in the Middle Ages, it is corporate serfdom.

My boss is a witch - I swear if I had cancer, I'd still have to work. It's corporate serfdom!

by Siouxise Eileen November 19, 2022

swersh

Someone who is sweet and harsh and direct

My girlfriend is swersh.

by oldshushu October 2, 2007

smerf

A fucking dirty ass slut. A wide set vagina and a constant desire to give head are highly encouraged traits to become a smerf.

"Dude, I went to this girls house and when I walked in her room she had at least 90 used condoms hanging on the wall, I asked her what they were for and she said they were all the guys who had dicks 5 inches or bigger.............whatta smerf"

by fuck0ff January 8, 2012

smerf

a damn communist

The smerfs are blue, no they are green adjust your TV. those damn color changing communist!

by Pimp T-Dawg March 5, 2003

swarf

a sweater/scarf combo; a scarf with sleeves.

She looks hot in that swarf.

by missjuicy88 February 26, 2010

sperf

the act of cumming in a girls ass hole then having her shit it out, then you wipe it all over their chest with your dick.

dude that chick looks like she got sperfed all over last night

by milliondolrmoose69r March 10, 2007