preemptive flush

A flush of the toilet prior to the end of a large bowel movement, intended to "preempt" the inevitable clogged toilet.

"Dude, I just passed a four pounder! Dodged the log jam too, with a mid-shit preemptive flush."

by pixeleyz August 17, 2009

preemptive Christmas

The movement of both the radio and retail industry that will see stores set up for the holiday season and radio stations blare out Christmas music 24/7 usually starting around Halloween.

What's up with all the preemptive Christmas? Walmart's setting up trees, and I haven't gone trick-or-treating yet!

by This Hour Has 42 Minutes November 2, 2009

preemptive friend zone

the act of putting someone in the friend zone before they make any attempt to make moves on the other party. this allows for less confusion and emotional drama later on in the friendship.

Guy 1: Ashley has so many guy friends.
Guy 2: That's because she always make friends with them before they can ask her out.

Nice guys make up a disproportionate amount of preemptive friend zonees

by abominable snowmonster November 12, 2009

Preemptive tuck

d1. the act of strategically situating one's penis prior to an inevitable erection in order to avoid embarrassment

d2. tucking your flacid dick somewhere not noticeable when you know you're about to get a boner

She's really cute and I know she's a long hugger so I did a preemptive tuck into the waistband before we said goodbye.

by hewhocreatesall August 8, 2010

preeshita

a very cool loyal friend who always got your back and is too savage too handle and can burn you into ashes

1.who is that savage cool kid?
its "preeshita"

2.you are such a 'preeshita' friend

by notyouraveragemahilanigg September 18, 2018

Preeny

Celebrities and wannabees defined and obsessed with their brand and image.

The Kardashians are the most preeny family on the planet.

He fills his page with the most preeny selfies.

by Laughing ennui October 30, 2018

PreetiSheel

Preeti the Indian word that means LOVE. Sheel the Indian word that means Peel. So the name PreetiSheel means LovePeel (Love Appeal) which she has a lot of. She's a very skilled artist who does great work. Although her temper is much she loves everyone who works with her. She's a very loving and caring person who will go through hell and back to do things for the people she loves. She's also very FUCKING annoying sometimes but that goes away with love.

I wish I could be as talented as PreetiSheel.

I want you to be my PreetiSheel.

I have a great PreetiSheel.

by MarkyDorky November 24, 2021