Douche-bag-no-lights

Someone who feels the urge to drive around between the hours of dusk and dawn (or in the rain) with their headlights off

Man: "Man it's fucking raining again"
Other man: "yeah, and the guy behind me is a douche-bag-no-lights, I can barely see him"

by CPap April 6, 2007

shoot the lights out

This used surely to be the sign of a marksman. He would shoot out the lights by shooting the wicks of the candles in a chandelier - and the trick was to do it without touching the wax.
Hence it has come to mean extreme accuracy - even in children ball games.

Kevin Durant in Turkey 2010 basketball world championship really did shoot the lights out!

by Pedy joon September 12, 2010

Ready lights on

Nipples poking through a chick's shirt. Back in the day, B-52 bombers carrying nuclear weapons had a process whereby they would flip some switches to arm their bombs. Above each switch was a raised bulb that would light up when the bombs were ready to explode if dropped. A bombardier would say "Ready lights on" as a way to let everyone else know that he was ready to do some damage. The expression then came to be a way for aircraft personnel to call attention to nipples showing up the way ready lights would.

I didn't think it was cold out today, but that chick has her ready lights on.

by Craig56 April 26, 2007

Desert Lights

A story told in the Australian outback to mislead tourists and gullible fools into believing the desert has atmospheric phenomenon similar to the higher latitude Aurora Borealis and Aurora Australis occurring close to earths magnetic poles. Usually followed by an elaborate story of how they saw them once and if you are lucky and vigilant in observation you may be witness them also.

"Fuck off John, how stupid do you think we are? The desert lights are about as real as your supermodel girlfriend no one has ever met or seen. We don't have time for your bullshit stories today."

by Jay2367 May 10, 2019

Streaking lights, loud sounds, and instincts

The elements that keep Knuckles} going

Streaking lights, loud sounds, and instincts
Are the elements that keep me going

by Da Something January 20, 2021

southern lights

southern lights is incense that makes you freaking high more than regular weed for an hour maximum.
it doesn't show up on drug tests.
& it's legal

Oh shiz, Bobby and I were so high off southern lights last night, we forgot which way was north and which was south.

southern lights is so good

by rachel fratz September 26, 2010

head lights

Female breasts, or if you prefer, tits.

God, dude, did you see the head lights on her?

by electrictoothsyndrome June 4, 2004