Ole boy had all kinds of keyboard courage on Twitter but got real quiet when he saw buddy in the club .
by Sebring's G-Rod December 4, 2015
Get the keyboard couragemug. A person that talks over the computer without hesitation, yet when is in public seems to cower and quiver at the idea of talking to people because he is so timid.
Hey have you met my friend Anthony? He always converses with me on the computer, but never in person. He must be a keyboard talker.
by The Liker June 11, 2012
Get the Keyboard Talkermug. A keyboard that has the visual appearance of being "frosted" in some areas due to an individual using Instant messenger while watching/ and or right after watching pornographic imagery whilst pleasuring themselves. the gradual buildup of residue can be described as "frosting"
You should'nt watch porn and use chat, you'll get a Frosty keyboard!
i should really clean my keyboard, its got a nice layer of Frosting over it
Dave offered to lend me his keyboard, but i declined because it was Frosted
i should really clean my keyboard, its got a nice layer of Frosting over it
Dave offered to lend me his keyboard, but i declined because it was Frosted
by madd-monkey March 3, 2011
Get the Frosty Keyboardmug. when there's a guy or gal online who talks tough online, but really are wimps offline ie "there's this bloke constantly sayin on Bebo he's gonna tear me a new one but i think he's a bit of a keyboard hardman"
by granite_sheep September 12, 2009
Get the Keyboard Hardmanmug. A sudden surge in typing speed, usually due to a time pressure or a spontaneous good idea. The typer finds himself typing almost twice as quickly as he usually does. Most words typed end up misspelled.
John wanted to end his sentence on Facebook Chat before Katie could interfere, so he had a temporary keyboard adrenaline rush.
As Peter was just about to cum, he had a keyboard adrenaline rush that found him some more desirable porn to blow his load on.
Hypnotoad was having a keyb-ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD
As Peter was just about to cum, he had a keyboard adrenaline rush that found him some more desirable porn to blow his load on.
Hypnotoad was having a keyb-ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD
by Nickobanditowsoid November 29, 2009
Get the Keyboard Adrenalinemug. The keyboard spaz is not to be questioned. It just is. Much like the repeating "asdf," it's an all-purpose expression. To question it is to defeat its very purpose. The purpose being a special form of non-verbal communication. It can convey feelings of any kind.
The "asdfkasjdf;lakjsdfkjasdf" is a means of expressing one's self in ways that words cannot; especially over the internet in which words and exclamation points only hold so much meaning. As it is written in chapter three of Ecclesiastes that "there is a time for everything," there is also a time for the keyboard spaz.
In short, the meaning of the keyboard spaz is specific to its use/context, but its true meaning is far more profound. It is a communication between sender and receiver in which the receiver effortlessly intuits the intended meaning. This sacred form of communication runs deep in the intuitive connection between two like-minded people.
The "asdfkasjdf;lakjsdfkjasdf" is a means of expressing one's self in ways that words cannot; especially over the internet in which words and exclamation points only hold so much meaning. As it is written in chapter three of Ecclesiastes that "there is a time for everything," there is also a time for the keyboard spaz.
In short, the meaning of the keyboard spaz is specific to its use/context, but its true meaning is far more profound. It is a communication between sender and receiver in which the receiver effortlessly intuits the intended meaning. This sacred form of communication runs deep in the intuitive connection between two like-minded people.
Friend: "OMG. Did you hear that Mr. Johnson had sex with a Freshman?"
You: ";alksjfdlakjsdf;ljaksdljkadsf!!!"
Friend: "Right?! 'Holy shit' were my thoughts exactly!"
This, is the sacred Keyboard Spaz.
You: ";alksjfdlakjsdf;ljaksdljkadsf!!!"
Friend: "Right?! 'Holy shit' were my thoughts exactly!"
This, is the sacred Keyboard Spaz.
by Keyboard Spazzer April 21, 2011
Get the Keyboard Spazmug. The ultimate code slinger. Wild, impulsive, living on the edge and taking risks without worrying about the consequences. May or may not singlehandedly take down a corrupt government to aid the public.
Derivative from the 1995 film hackers starring Angelina Jolie and Jonny Lee Miller.
Derivative from the 1995 film hackers starring Angelina Jolie and Jonny Lee Miller.
"You wanted to know who I am zero cool? Well, let me explain the new world order. Governments and corporations need people like you and me. We are samurai, Keyboard Cowboys and all those other people out there who have no idea what's going on are the cattle. Moo."
by Kevin Mitnick 1 June 13, 2020
Get the Keyboard Cowboysmug.