hamboned

the act of being so drunk that your floating somewhere between hammered and fucked aka boned.

dude 20 bucks says shes gonna be hamboned after that funnel of wine

we might be drunk but hes sooo hamboned right now he cant even figure out the concept of shoes right now

by liquid524 December 4, 2009

humpy hammocks

a game where two people bounce up and down on each side of the hammock like a retard
usually played in cancun club med

(sometimes if you are lucky you find a full pack of stride gum that makes you crazy because its most likely poisened)

lets go play humpy hammocks

by Jewls and Cookiee December 14, 2010

The Hammond school

Mythical school in the middle of Chester for autistic children for performing where performance matters. It is run on the Adrenalin of students. The curry is merch and the bread and butter pudding taste like my nans curtains.

wow the Hammond schools food is great

by My nans curtains June 7, 2019

Hammacheese

a person in charge who screws up big time on accident

Dofapa is a Hammacheese

by hfk February 12, 2006

Fairy Hammock

Another word for a sanitary towel or 'jam rag'

"Dave pass me a fairy hammock, I'm oozing devils treacle again

by Link December 8, 2004

hammah

cooler spelling of "hammer" usually referring to someone who flirts constantly while still being oblivious to any flirtation back at him.

eh try look at da guy ova dea.

he stay flirting with her mean kine ah?

brah he must be one hammah

by me ke aloha May 27, 2009

Bo Hammond

down to earth, yet complicated person who is always willing to offer anything to anyone even at the expense of their own relationship. has never met a stranger, can fix anything has a bad habit of offering to help to many people at once thus stretching themselves to thin. women should beware the male of this species carries a massive reproductive organ, mating has been known to last up to 48 hrs and females can climax repeatedly as many as 63 have been reported in a 12 hour span one such study the female climaxed a half hour after.

has amazing powers of observation, and has enhanced second sight ability.
extra caution should be used when approaching an agitated male will lash out violently and keep attacking even months after until victorious.

simple minded people should avoid the species they are extremely intelligent with very hi IQs reaching well into genius level have been known to cause insanity in the weaker minded from hundreds of miles away.

has a great distaste for television believes the gov. has created it to control the minds of people so that they will give money to an outdated tax law put in place to fund the revolutionary war against great Brittan where we lost our freedom to ourselves and was abolished by the people for the people after the war was won. amazing how the death toll was still climbing years after the war ended???

witchadidya Bo Hammond you dident bring any hot glue witchadidya
can I Bo Hammond can I borrow ???
Bo Hammond the builder Bo Hammond the builder can fix that.
GET UP AND GET OUT Our world is beautiful get up and get out here and explore Bo Hammond

by threeskidsrow$$OG&&LPG November 27, 2011