To hide a giraffe

It is a term to use when some fact, incident, event, notion or idea is too obvious that people fail to hide no matter how hard they try.

Your attitude proves how to hide a giraffe. Everyone knows out there what your matter is.

by Reem Khan September 9, 2011

get out ma gaff ya green cunt

A video in which a scottish man tells yoda to get out his gaff and throws a bottle at him.

Person 1: Have you seen the video called 'get out ma gaff ya green cunt"?
Person 2: No?? that sounds weird
Person 1: Watch it it's so funny

by sefaD November 1, 2020

drinking giraffe

Term for the position of a man urinating into a toilet while having an erection. To make his penis point downward, a man has to spread his legs apart and lean forward, mimicking the way a giraffe spreads its front legs and leans its neck down to drink water.

"I had an erection when I woke up, so I had to do the drinking giraffe to pee."

by Ultrafuzz November 21, 2009

graffiti writer

One who does(writes) graffiti.

Those damn graffiti writers wrote on my truck!!
;p

by SMEAR July 31, 2006

giraffalo

a mix between a giraffe and a buffalo

wow look at that giraffalo!! it sure is ugly!

by TOAST!!%@$# October 5, 2005

graffiti

Graffiti is the practice of systematically and stylistically marking infrastructure.

Since graffiti as a spatial practice and urban art movement pre-dates hip hop by over 10 years (having begun in Philadelphia with the writer Cornbread in the late 1960s) it is spurious at best to link graffiti and hip hop as mutually constitutive. Furthermore, many of the most prolific graffiti writers have been inspired by punk, heavy metal, classic oldies, and funk in addition to hip hop. Since graffiti is a spatial practice produced on both private and public spaces, "graffiti style" lettering and characters in sanctioned spaces such as galleries or places of capitalist consumption on canvas, t-shirts, or any other packaged and confined objects merely shares in and emulates stereotypical graffiti imagery, but is not itself graffiti. Graffiti cannot accurately be attributed to any one group or style of practitioner other than those who adhere to the aesthetic norms and mores of the graffiti community at large.

by Stefano Bloch February 16, 2008

all over the gaff

British slang usually directed towards someone or yourself as being a complete mess, disorganized, and/or has no sense of direction.

"These days I've been all over the gaff"

"Where the bloody hell are you going?! You're all over the gaff!"

by Pseudonym Wizard November 4, 2009