Flond

To sexually stroke someone in a loving manor.

"I hope you flonded her"

by Mark and Anne February 25, 2008

flonque

Noun - an idiot, moron, dumb ass
Origin - Texas, Tex-Mex
English equivalent to flunky
pronunciation: flone-kay

Ernesto got another DUI. What a flonque!

by Dudley Smith August 8, 2015

Felon

A girl so hot it should be illegal.

Guy#1 - hey did you see Taken with Angelina Jolie

Guy#2- yeah dude she's a FELON!

Guy#1- I know!

by Manthatsdank July 17, 2009

Flondling

The pinnacle of floor bonding, bondage, fondling, and sexy clowns. Happens around October of Freshman year.

Ankita "Are you guys flondling eachother?"
Marc: "Oh shit! caught in the act. . ."
Emily: "these drugs are crazy!"
Jesse: "STRIPPING TIME!"

by Freshries October 24, 2011

Felonious Trumping

The act of posting to Facebook or any other Social Media news stories that are false.

It's obvious that the dude is Felonious Trumping everything he posts.

by Hillary is my President November 17, 2016

flon

the uncomfortable silence between statements in a conversation with a strangers, when neither of you want to be rude so have to think for a while in order to find something else to talk about.

"yeah, yeah totally"
*flon*
"so do you read?"

by SuperSexyCheeseMan July 1, 2019

felony murder

an unnessecary term meaning murder over used in the book "Monster"

Prosecutor: You are being convicted of felony murder

by wizzywinks April 25, 2010