Pussy Crook

A nymphomaniac

Dick don't fail me now
I knock the coochie lining out
If I hit it one time ya hooked
They call me the pussy crook

by oG WiL March 7, 2003

V-crook

when you f**k another man's bitch (vagina crook)

what up V-crook you dirty bastard, ain't that your homeboys girl i seen you with?

by yanaviv July 18, 2005

boiled crooked

getting drunk,under the influence of any substance

hey dusty lets get boiled crooked

by zacharyscream March 13, 2008

By hook or by crook

Pulling a Howard and getting it done.

"By hook or by crook" we're going to make it to Orlando by midnight !

by T-Dawg007 January 15, 2022

brandon crook

A brandon crook is when you're doing your girl from behind and fall asleep on top and inside of her

Susan: Jim got so drunk last night, we got back home and he pulled a brandon crook!

by baby_joker September 26, 2017

shadow crook

A penis darker than the shade of your skin tone. They tend to be bent or crooked.

Thanks to my shadow crook, I have to pee side ways.

by Blackchick August 11, 2015

Crooked as a fox

adj when someone acts as crooked as a fox; or a fox has appeared in a crooked manner.

Wow a fox in the middle of a world class oil tanker crashing throw the eastern Appalachians, that is as crooked as a fox

by King Jan Sobietski June 18, 2018