The angst and sexual urge you feel when chatting with someone online and you really just want to see them in person instead. Like actual blue balls, this can be temporarily relieved by jerking off, but is only truly resolved by visiting the person of desire.
by xctimmy November 24, 2011
Get the Chat Blue Balls mug.A terrible feeling, usually happening in striptease bars, beaches or other places like that. When you (a male) are really horny and arosed from watching a naked/half-naked woman, but are unable to do what you gotta do (ejaculate) by having sex or masturbating.
This is NOT A VERY NICE feeling, and is better avoided.
This is NOT A VERY NICE feeling, and is better avoided.
I always think about those poor guys who have to photograph porn/striptease movies. They probably are always experiencing blueball. Having to watch sex but being unable to participate in some way is a nightmare.
by Urban_Fellow July 21, 2006
Get the blueball mug.The anxiety and suspense involved in staring as you see a friend is typing an instant message or facebook chat message but never seems to complete it. The feeling can last for minutes or even hours. Unfortunately unlike actual blue balls, chat blue balls can not be relieved by jerking off.
Person 1: "What's with Freddy, he was supposed to come out with us an hour ago?"
Person 2: "He looked pretty pissed, he's probably suffering from chat blue balls again."
Person 2: "He looked pretty pissed, he's probably suffering from chat blue balls again."
by big_dude May 29, 2011
Get the chat blue balls mug.when u get a male horny and don't allow him to bust you just make him so horny by rubbing his balls or dick then leaving him without ejaculating
My boyfriend refused to buy me dinner, so later that night i rubbed him and did a couple up downs and gave him the worst blue balls ever. i turned him on so much he was never harder but i never let him bust.
by bitchychicky January 6, 2008
Get the blue balls mug.when a girl doesn't get completely satisfied, she takes his dick out of her pussy and won't let him cum on her tits. so all that God damn delicious cum stays stuck in his firm cock and retracts back into his nuts, therefore giving him...blue balls.
Sally: O GOD!!! FUCK ME!!!!
Henry: ok!!!
5 minutes later
Sally: this is the worst sex ever! (takes Henry's hard dick out of her dry pussy)
Henry: WAIT!! i'm ready to cum!!!
Sally: NO! you can keep your blue balls!!! learn how to fuck a pussy!!!
Henry: ok!!!
5 minutes later
Sally: this is the worst sex ever! (takes Henry's hard dick out of her dry pussy)
Henry: WAIT!! i'm ready to cum!!!
Sally: NO! you can keep your blue balls!!! learn how to fuck a pussy!!!
by wet_pussy_710509 July 30, 2006
Get the blue balls mug.by Kitten494 January 23, 2009
Get the Blue Balls mug.A condition in males characterized by:
1) a bluish or purplish coloration of a guy's ballbag caused by the settling of blood in the veins in the scrotum, and...
2) sensitivity in the groin area that can range from very erotic to extreme pain.
Blue balls result from repeated stimulation of one's cock for a period of time without getting to orgasm / ejaculation.
Examples include repeatedly jerking off up to the point where one needs to cum; repeatedly receiving head or getting hand jobs from a partner but not cumming. Seriously kissing and fooling around with a (str8 or gay) partner over an extended period of time.
1) a bluish or purplish coloration of a guy's ballbag caused by the settling of blood in the veins in the scrotum, and...
2) sensitivity in the groin area that can range from very erotic to extreme pain.
Blue balls result from repeated stimulation of one's cock for a period of time without getting to orgasm / ejaculation.
Examples include repeatedly jerking off up to the point where one needs to cum; repeatedly receiving head or getting hand jobs from a partner but not cumming. Seriously kissing and fooling around with a (str8 or gay) partner over an extended period of time.
1) I stroked my dick for three hours while watching porn and got blue balls till I hurt so bad I just had to jack off.
2) After a couple hours of deep kissing, playing with her tits, her sucking my cock and me finger-fucking her ass, I had blue balls bad. She looked at me, chuckled and said, "Let me suck you off so you get some relief."
2) After a couple hours of deep kissing, playing with her tits, her sucking my cock and me finger-fucking her ass, I had blue balls bad. She looked at me, chuckled and said, "Let me suck you off so you get some relief."
by stsebastian November 16, 2009
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