backyard whore

some bitch in the back yard sucking on everyone’s dick include ya baby boy

man teresa is a backyard whore

by milky slut June 14, 2022

Backyard Queso

When you eat queso and then shit in an toilet. Thus, creating the cheesy and nauseating mixture of queso and fecal matter.

The shitter and/or shitee(s) then proceeds prepare the mixture upon a dish, season and cook to taste, and eat the freshly made backyard queso with their own choice of tortilla chips. Once done, the participants then may choose to recycle the dish again in their own, more shit dense, version of the original queso.

If used in combination with a Dutch oven, it becomes a Mexican Body Dish.

"Kareem left my chest covered in backyard queso and our Mexican Body Dish brought life to the Superbowl party."

"Backyard queso may be the cure for world hunger"

by Theleafygreen October 24, 2017

plant your zucchini in the backyard

to fuck someone in the ass

Oh so you're getting serious with her, huh? Has she let you plant your zucchini in the backyard yet?

by yungtrustfund3 August 8, 2023

Backyard Mudbog

The sexual act of throwing a piece of poop into a fan, which chops it up and blows poop all over your partner.

I gave her the backyard mudbog

by Teehee1980 August 21, 2021

Backyard kit car

When someone makes a car look like either another car or a more expensive model than what the car actually was originally.

Did you see that base model Ford f-150 with a king ranch interior? Yeah, it's a backyard kit car

by Ttess1 January 25, 2023

backyard barber

A barber shop in the boondocks

Boys went to the backyard barber for a fresh cut in the boondocks

by Elock and the backyardagins March 22, 2017

Backyard-ish

an action or oral rendition that should not be seen or heard by others-something that should only take place in your own backyard.....or maybe NOT,
a dumbass move,redneck,a stupid move,should be an embarassing moment

Mom: I cant believe you did that,thats so backyard-ish!
Or...
Mom: Oh,thats backyard-ish!

You dumbass, that soooo backyard-ish

by EdiSouth December 10, 2008