alchemism

Addicted to finding a way of turning other substances, especially any kind of alcohol, into gold. This gives justification to themselves to continue buying and consuming these substances.

Is john coming out with us?
'Are you kidding, hes got Alchemism!'
Oh dear, poor john.

John " I'd come out but I really must drink this bottle of vodka first. Im sure it will work this time because Im mixing it with a new juice".

by NorthernSoulKTF November 19, 2015

Alchohol virginity

The period when you dont drink alchohol.
"I lost my alchohol virginity on wine"

"I lost my alchohol virginity on wine"

by Hecknfrick May 27, 2019

achyo

A 12 year old internet detective who makes poor dad jokes no one laugh at commonly called "yoav-jokes" or in hebrew "bdichout-yoav".

I can't figure out this mystery, I better call spin detective Achyo!

That yoav-joke was so lame.

by 42Freeze August 7, 2019

alchemicbloodlust

Alchemicbloodlust ill really sexy and I lowkey got a crush on her/srs

🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

Alchemicbloodlust is sexy

by Abcrefgh1234639 June 27, 2021

Alcholepsy

An alcohol induced disco nap, generally happens when sitting down or standing up at a bar or club.

Looks like Tiffany is falling asleep on the bar again. Her alcholepsy is acting up.

by Tall BAB December 1, 2021

alchoholla

Like valhalla but for beveraged drivers who die when driving drunk

Did you know that Jim went to alchoholla?
Woah thats epic wonder how many people did he take with him
37

by Alchodin December 31, 2021

Alchen

A person full of jokes, love and happiness, an athletic person and a funny guy to be around
One that could assume that this person may be a natural clown at its natural habitat.

You will love this person to hang around with, Alchens are perfect (?)

Oh look! Alchen the class clown!

by JCPATATAS March 11, 2022