thundercum

a cum so explosive and powerful it can tear the fibres of your knob apart as you release it

"yo bro i had to go to the doctor"
"what why"
"last night i had a thundercum, now it wont stop bleeding"

by PedroLima123Brazil June 24, 2025

Thunder Drawers

1. When a housemate opens the drawers and it sounds like thunder in the other room.

2. Big-boned or nasty behaving person who are wearing their own custom big boy britches.

2a. Thunda Draws (regional pronunciation)

1. Man, ever since that new person moved in, all I hear in my room while they cook is thunder drawers!

2. Girl, ever since ol’ Thunda Draws moved in next door can’t nobody seem to mind they business!

by AlexHouse85 July 28, 2025

THUNDER

A Man From Chattanooga that slangs dick like a pro

Thunder really fucked my insides Out

by TBKH August 12, 2025

Thunder cookie

Nat, Nathanial, the ancient prophecy

Nat is a thunder cookie

by anonymous August 14, 2025

Thundercunt

When kev throws a 2.5 kilo weight across the workshop as hard as he physically can

Kev just thundercunted that weight

by 09hr084711fyrt September 21, 2025

Thundercunting

When you throw something (typically the size of a bottle) at wall incredibly hard

Person 1: “dude I just thundercunted my hamster into the wall and now he’s not moving.”
Person 2: “WHY WOULD YOU THINK THUNDERCUNTING YOUR HAMSTER INTO THE WALL WAS A GOOD IDEA!?”

by Goji1954 October 5, 2025

thunderbumper

How some people say thunderstorm (actual electrical storms; not any of that sexual horse puckey).

The weather forecast for today is cloudy with occasional thunderbumpers.

by Telephony2 October 13, 2025