thunderbumper

How some people say thunderstorm (actual electrical storms; not any of that sexual horse puckey).

The weather forecast for today is cloudy with occasional thunderbumpers.

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midwest thunderbumper

When someone's balls are being tazered while giving a Hot Carl, the result is a passionate hailstorm of streaming poo in the face.

She wasn't sure about Jeff until the first time he delivered a midwest thunderbumper, after which she knew she was really in love.

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An incredibly intense thrust during intercourse. Known to leave the reciever incapacitated for quite some time.

After successive thunderbusters from last night, she wasn't able to walk to class in the morning.

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