Urban Dictionary: Definitions by PedroLima123Brazil

thundercum

a cum so explosive and powerful it can tear the fibres of your knob apart as you release it

"yo bro i had to go to the doctor"
"what why"
"last night i had a thundercum, now it wont stop bleeding"

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When a massage gun is repeatedly shoved in the anus forcing them to shit all over the floor then watch the pet dog clean it up for them

"im going to give myself a stinky massage"

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When a massage gun is repeatedly shoved in the anus forcing them to shit all over the floor then watch the per dog clean it up for them

"im going to massage gun myself"

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Someone named Pedro Lima who likes iglooing while saying guaqamole nigga penis by himself because he has no friends.