thundercum

to blow a huge load of semen in large bursts

After she sucked my dick i thundercummed all over her

by jizzking21 July 7, 2013

Thundercum

When a man has an extra large orgasm with body convulsions, and screaming. Can sound like a jet taking off.

I asked Veronica if she had a large uterus because I knew my thundercum would fill it up.

by Thundercum in your face December 17, 2009

thundercum

a cum so explosive and powerful it can tear the fibres of your knob apart as you release it

"yo bro i had to go to the doctor"
"what why"
"last night i had a thundercum, now it wont stop bleeding"

by PedroLima123Brazil June 24, 2025

Supreme Leader Dodgy Daddy Dyldo Thundercum Furbong XVIII Jr

A person that is Cuomosexual and is known for being a Professional Skin Flautist.

"oh my god is that the super hot, sexy, hispanic, strong, sexy, cuomosexual, incredibly smart, sexy 'Supreme Leader Dodgy Daddy Dyldo Thundercum Furbong XVIII Jr' ?????
*faints*

by Mortis_ February 5, 2022

Thundercunting

1.) Chucking something with extreme force, and extremely precise, mostly meant to break objects the size of a hamster (organism.)

2.) An annoying sped bitch.

1.) Jesse absolutely thundercunting his hamster against a wall after losing a ranked match. It splattered all over his face with blood, instantly dying. It was funny as hell, but traumatizing for Tommy, his little brother.

2.) "You know Emily?"

"Yeah, that thundercunt?"

by 1rexie July 26, 2023

thundercuck

One who is astoundingly and grievously cucked, to the nth degree. Often used to refer to someone who is spineless, beta, butthurt, or easily triggered.

Quit whining about trolls and stop being such a thundercuck.

by bemorechadlike March 4, 2017

Chad Thundercock

Stereotypical high school/college apha male; successful with women in the extreme. Often oblivious rather than purposefully condescending or cruel to his fellow men.

"Did you hear? Chad Thundercock fucked three chicks at that party last weekend!"

"He high-fived me on the way out the door. I wanted to tear his face off."

by Dr. James Russell September 7, 2013