Definitions by Telephony2

assmiliner

Very similar to an asshaberdasher -- a true bungsnoipe who leads a number of surrounding individuals into total asshaberdashery.

{At a large house party}

Craig: See that assmiliner over there?
Carol: Yeah, he's goading the crowd into total and complete asshattery! What a fucking buttsnoipe!!!

assmiliner by Telephony2 November 7, 2025

thunderbumper

How some people say thunderstorm (actual electrical storms; not any of that sexual horse puckey).

The weather forecast for today is cloudy with occasional thunderbumpers.

thunderbumper by Telephony2 October 13, 2025

snizzle 

Snizzle \v.\
Simply a word that means sneeze.
Can also be used as a noun.

Hey, if you're going to snizzle, please do it in some Cleanax.

snizzle by Telephony2 September 30, 2025

popping your fingers 

How some people might say, "snapping your fingers".

Hey ashole! Yeah you!! Stop popping your fingers already; I hate that shit!!!

popping your fingers by Telephony2 September 29, 2025

masterdebating 

Being an expert (master) at (debating ). I first heard this phrase in mid-2025 on the telly programme, "South Park" -- specifically in the season 27 ep. 0 episode, titled "I Was Masterdebating Again," where Eric Cartman locked himself in the bathroom and was masterdebating with several college-aged women on his laptop computer whilst sitting on the shitbowl.

{Eric Cartman's mom}: Eric are you alright in there?
{Eric}: Yes I'm fine mom, I'm just in here masterdebating!

masterdebating by Telephony2 September 10, 2025

college cheese

How some people say the phrase, "cottage cheese".

{Craig:} Hey Phillip, check out the salad bar. They have college cheese here; it's the educated cheese.

college cheese by Telephony2 September 10, 2025

the smorning 

How some people hear (and say) the phrase, "this morning".

Please make a pot of coffee the smorning.

the smorning by Telephony2 September 4, 2025