The Pisso Club

What some people call "The Uro Club" -- a urinal disguised as a golf club.
A golfer is suppose to piss into it instead of sneaking off to the bushes to have a wee.

Hey, there's an infomercial for The Pisso Club on the telly.
Maybe I should buy one of the asinine things and give it to dad.

by Telephony2 July 08, 2023

wastepaperbasket

What some people call a wastebasket (a small garbage can often used for disposing of waste paper and other dry rubbish).

Please don't toss soggy rollios into the wastepaperbasket; it'll cause the damn thing to reek.

by Telephony2 August 15, 2023

loo ring

In the UK, a loo ring is simply a toliet seat.

Hip hip cheerio!!! O no, somebody poddled on the loo ring again!!!

by Telephony2 October 14, 2023

queer

(v.) To spoil or ruin

As of the morning of 06-20-04, I started a battery discharge analysis of this flashlight. About 20 minutes in, I somehow managed to queer the test, so I installed another Energizer L91 lithium cell in the flashlight, and started another.

by Telephony2 May 09, 2023

penishole

A cockpit ala. the cockpit of an aircraft.

Penis = cock
hole = pit

Hey, let's go to the penishole and see if the captain put a whoopie cushion in the copilot's seat.

by Telephony2 July 27, 2023

meat cube

A fake, phoney-bologna phrase invented by PLUTO TV to tell the viewer that they broadcast a lot of romantic programming. PLUTO TV gets itat cube,

{wrinkled old douche sitting on a bus}: Why am I throwing thngs all pissily?
It's called a meat cube, and PLUTO TV gets it.

by Telephony2 January 09, 2023

bogus peeon

A nicer way of calling somebody a bogus pisson.

Hey, did you know that Gordon is a bogus peeon?

Gordon! You're a bogus peeon, didjya know that? Put that in your bowl and smoke it.

by Telephony2 December 09, 2023