18 definitions by Telephony2

wastepaperbasket

What some people call a wastebasket (a small garbage can often used for disposing of waste paper and other dry rubbish).

Please don't toss soggy rollios into the wastepaperbasket; it'll cause the damn thing to reek.

by Telephony2 August 15, 2023

The Pisso Club

What some people call "The Uro Club" -- a urinal disguised as a golf club.
A golfer is suppose to piss into it instead of sneaking off to the bushes to have a wee.

Hey, there's an infomercial for The Pisso Club on the telly.
Maybe I should buy one of the asinine things and give it to dad.

by Telephony2 July 8, 2023

fothermucker

A way of typing the word, "motherfucker" while bypassing the automated censor subroutine found on many online BBSs (forums or even fora if you want to be an anal retentive dick about it).

That guy who pee'd in all of the dustbins on the college campus is a true fothermucker.

by Telephony2 August 14, 2023

Kleen

What you might see when some asshaberdasher "kant" "spel" "thuh" "werd" "clean".

Some bunghole the website and has "Kleen" on the side of a tanker in large red font.

by Telephony2 November 12, 2022

basket-testicle

What some people think of the sport of basketball when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.

Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch basket-testicle on the telly . I know that you hate basketball with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.

by Telephony2 June 11, 2023

Buck Fiden

This is simply a polite way of saying, "Fuck Biden".
It also bypasses the onboard censors found on many online BBSs and fora (how an anal retentive asshaberdasher would say forums).

I just want to say Buck Fiden and the horse that rode him in.
What a loser of a president; trumped only by Trump. Truck Fump too!!!

by Telephony2 October 1, 2023

Buck Fiden

This is simply a polite way of saying, "Fuck Biden".
It also bypasses the onboard censors found on many online BBSs and fora (how an anal retentive asshaberdasher would say forums).

I just want to day Buck Fiden and the horse that rode him in.
What a loser of a president; trumped only by Trump. Truck Fump too!!!

by Telephony2 October 1, 2023