Telephony2's definitions

bogus peeon

A nicer way of calling somebody a bogus pisson.

Hey, did you know that Gordon is a bogus peeon?

Gordon! You're a bogus peeon, didjya know that? Put that in your bowl and smoke it.

by Telephony2 December 9, 2023

Buck Fiden

This is simply a polite way of saying, "Fuck Biden".
It also bypasses the onboard censors found on many online BBSs and fora (how an anal retentive asshaberdasher would say forums).

I just want to say Buck Fiden and the horse that rode him in.
What a loser of a president; trumped only by Trump. Truck Fump too!!!

by Telephony2 September 30, 2023

Kleen

What you might see when some asshaberdasher "kant" "spel" "thuh" "werd" "clean".

Some bunghole the website and has "Kleen" on the side of a tanker in large red font.

by Telephony2 November 12, 2022

college cheese

How some people say the phrase, "cottage cheese".

{Craig:} Hey Phillip, check out the salad bar. They have college cheese here; it's the educated cheese.

by Telephony2 September 10, 2025

thunderbumper

How some people say thunderstorm (actual electrical storms; not any of that sexual horse puckey).

The weather forecast for today is cloudy with occasional thunderbumpers.

by Telephony2 October 13, 2025

loo ring

In the UK, a loo ring is simply a toliet seat.

Hip hip cheerio!!! O no, somebody poddled on the loo ring again!!!

by Telephony2 October 14, 2023

pizza back

It's like pizza face, only in reference to the back.
It's totally gross & disgusting; all the damn zits and pustules.

Quick, turn away!!! Dave's coming and he's got a wicked case of pizza back!!!

by Telephony2 October 13, 2023