blimpse

sneaky peek of a bit of blimpse side boob

girl wearing a shirt with buttons undone, revealing a little bit more than she expected, giving us a blimpse

by kennymandingo April 9, 2012

Blimpotence

A fat guy who can't get it up (get an erection).

"Whoa, that drunk chubby guy over there probably suffers from blimpotence". He's no Ron Jeremy!".

by Angry Wolverine November 27, 2012

Blimp-on

to continuously be working and improving one's current situation.

..Having a good year and my intension is to blimp-on -Lupe Fiasco

by Eddie Huxtable August 24, 2013

blimping

(v) The act of surfing the internet while taking a shit. Similar in concept to a blumpkin. The proliferation of laptop computers and wireless internet has created a need to define this act, which is growing more commonplace.

fake : hey man whats ^
tang : nothin man just blimping
fake : word dont forget to wipe

by Sir Nicholas III November 3, 2016

Blomp

blomp-
noun: dumbass
verb: fight; argue
adj: petty
blomp, blompy, blompedly

"The two school boys met at the gravel road to blomp."

by Stupid sluts January 6, 2017

blompis

A gay man who likely has a curly mullet.

I went out with this guy last night and really liked him, but he turned out to be a blompis.

by Deuce1212 April 20, 2017

Blimp, There It Is!

A parody on the song "Whoomp there it is!" to fit the mocking enthusiasm of a pissy fat person.

(Fat-ass bitches about something petty)
Response:
Uh oh, Blimp, There It Is! Blimp, There It Is!

by yursh22 May 17, 2017