blompis

A gay man who likely has a curly mullet.

I went out with this guy last night and really liked him, but he turned out to be a blompis.

blompis by Deuce1212 April 20, 2017

Blumpiss 

Getting a blowjob while taking a dump (blump) and surprising the person blowing you by taking a Piss in their mouth.

I was getting a great blump (blow job during a dump) after the bar and instead of blowing my load I took a piss in their mouth and created a blumpiss!
Blump blumpkin blumpkin backfire

Blumpiss by jayklaw May 18, 2016

blompie 

a man is taking a shit in the toilet, while a girl is giving him head

So I hear your girlfriend gives unbelieveable blompies!

blompie by CRedsand2 October 21, 2003

Blompin' 

Something so bad ass it's unbelievable.

Holy fuck shit that was blompin'.

Blompin' by Brenden Barber January 9, 2009

blomping 

Receiving head whilst one is taking a shit.

"I got a well good blomping last night."

blomping by swedishnitro June 2, 2008

Blumpish 

Describes a big booty thats also nice looking

Damn that girls booty is blumpish

Blumpish by The_only_child August 7, 2017

Bloopis 

The splash in the toilet when the shit makes contact with the water.

I Think i just heard Brayden Boyle make a Bloopis

Bloopis by Psychotic Steve12 July 1, 2018