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blompis

A gay man who likely has a curly mullet.
I went out with this guy last night and really liked him, but he turned out to be a blompis.
by Deuce1212 April 20, 2017
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Blumpiss

Getting a blowjob while taking a dump (blump) and surprising the person blowing you by taking a Piss in their mouth.
I was getting a great blump (blow job during a dump) after the bar and instead of blowing my load I took a piss in their mouth and created a blumpiss!
Blump blumpkin blumpkin backfire
by jayklaw May 18, 2016
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blompie

a man is taking a shit in the toilet, while a girl is giving him head
So I hear your girlfriend gives unbelieveable blompies!
by CRedsand2 October 21, 2003
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Blompin'

Holy fuck shit that was blompin'.
by Brenden Barber January 9, 2009
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blomping

"I got a well good blomping last night."
by swedishnitro June 2, 2008
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Blumpish

Describes a big booty thats also nice looking
Damn that girls booty is blumpish
by The_only_child August 7, 2017
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Bloopis

The splash in the toilet when the shit makes contact with the water.
I Think i just heard Brayden Boyle make a Bloopis
by Psychotic Steve12 July 1, 2018
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